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I've been meaning to do this 4 ages and ages.
now I have.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# 4 ages?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# ages 4 and up
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# The 4 different ages
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Ah, so one, fifteen, seventeen and sixtyfive then.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Oh to be 17 forever

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# 4eva

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Jade, 4eva in our hrts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I'll have
one from the top and three from the bottom row please Carol...
(Carlosfandango, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# 4 candles?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# LOL UR SO FUNY
CN SOM1 DO SOMTING ABT DAT?

*rubbish at txt spk*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# In B4 my condom

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# What the deuce?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Damn you vile women!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Damn you Fat Man!
On that note - byeeeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# was it Rofl Harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I just got called into a meeting with the head of IT and a digital project manager
They wanted my opinion on moving a website from one server to another. They had logged in and copied down all the files, and had them ready to upload to the new server, including the CMS files. "CMS?" I asked. "Have you copied the database as well?" "What database?" they replied.

I am beginning to wonder if I'm the only person in the company who understands anything. Needless to say, it's fallen to me to download and store an entire database so it can be uploaded to the new SQL Server. I'm halfway through doing this (I've copied down the table structure and field names etc) and the head of IT tells me he's going to switch off the old server as we don't need it any more...right? After all, why would we need any of the data?

*bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Good grief

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Apparently they're building a new digital team
I have to decide soon if I want to be a part of it...which translates to "do all the work because no-one else seems to have a scooby doo what they're talking about"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# ouch......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# needs more "bangs head on desk pic"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# this is the best I have
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
#
with all that banging head on desk I'm aghast you have any time to B3ta Sql or move data
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I think I've damaged the desk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# D'oh.
Do you call SQL 'ess que ell'? Or squirrel or sequel or something? I'm told a lot of IT people call it sequel but I don't want to use that term in case that's bollocks and I look stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# "Sequel" is fine, I'd normally just say Ess Queue Ell though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# What's that? Turn it off and on again you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Didya see the Greek Wedding one yet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Ask if you can have that in writing
as well as a written promise that you can be first in line for his job when he gets kicked out for being an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I have no idea what you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Do you need a job as part of our new digital team?
You can be project manager or head of IT, your choice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I made this just for you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# *bookmarks*
*copies and pastes into work emails*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# that's un4tunate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)