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[challenge entry] Get down on it...

From the Ross Kemp challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# *shudders*
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:20, archived)
# KEMP ON KEMP ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# fo huck
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Well, we have a winner!
OK everyone, compo's over.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# This must surely win!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Win
or be killed with fire! I need mind bleach.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Good god!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# That's a lovely pair.
Er. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# thank you
i don't have to worry about getting the horn for te rest of the night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Anyone got any mind-bleach?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Clickity
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# It's very good
I'm finding it hard to press a link that says "I like this", however.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# CLICK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# -
Ookaaaay...
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I DON'T HEAR CLICKING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Yes... it felt a bit dirty clicking for this
But in all honesty it did make me choke on my beverage
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# GET DOWN, GET DOWN
 
you know he fucking would if he could, but hey, who wouldn't? WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Hell yeah! I'd be all over me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# I agree!
In fact, looking at a picture of myself is the only thing that arouses me

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Quite understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Who wouldn't be aroused by that?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# you'd fuck you so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# one kemp good
two kemps aaaah
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# i disagree
no kemps are good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# At this point, the
door swings open, and Ross Kemp enters and sees his Ross Kemp in the arms of another Ross Kemp.

Ross Kemp: It's not what it looks like!

Dum-dum-dum-dum *eastenders theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# You should be writing the scripts!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# My Mrs asked me why I suddnely lost the power of speech.
Woo, yay, hoopla and any other approval rating system!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I've seen it
...and now I can't unsee it. This image will haunt me all day now
(bigjonnydynamite, Thu 6 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# pass the mind bleach
my frontal lobe has just upchucked on my hippocampus
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:14, archived)