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# Low on piccy-hummus, so have done a poem
Shire Horse

Shire horse, oh my shire horse
So still and proud and strong
Shire horse, petulant shire horse
How could you do such wrong?

We used to plough the field. So straight
Our furrows, ruts and grooves
But now there's just the trail
Left by the bloodstains on your hooves

Shire horse, sinful shire horse
You should have let it be
And now your wicked act
Is breaking news on Sky TV

I'm at loss, my friend, my shire horse
As we put you down today
Just like the grieving parents
Of that child who touched your hay
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# that's ace
b3ta poetry is invariably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Aww
Horse riders should pay road tax
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# And carry a big scoop
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# of
hundreds and thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# wow!
hundreds and thousands!
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
# thats very
similar to some of George Bernard Shaw's work...

but well done !
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Enough with the Shire Horses already.
What's wrong with Clydesdales?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Yes...
...their banking services are legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# And they give out free pens.
With a free bosom.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Or bays for that matter.
All your bays are belong to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:47, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# yay for poems
I wrote one about willow from buffy, my favourite red haired witch lesbian of all time.

Willow, Willow
I'd like to see you
bite my pillow
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# a masterclass
of hidden themes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# why is she hungry?
?

i did a similar poem about a girl called mary blarse
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# is that real?
I went looking on the Sky News page - nothing about that yet..but I found this...
www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-12049066,00.html
eeeeeeeeeww...!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Heh! That would make me want to hit more of them
Apparently when koala's have sex, the male is so violent he leaves the female bleeding, and the female shrieks her head off to attract a more dominant male if there's one around.
But so fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# sounds like...
a friday night in Falkirk around the back of the nightclubs...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha... true!
I remember walking into town one night after one of the High Scholls had a dance of some sort.

The alleys off the High Street were full of drunken teenagers going at it - many tops being hastily pulled back doen as you walked past.

It was like a nature documentary or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# will they change the colours used...
...during the festive season.

Use fairy lights maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Alan Beard!
class
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# That's great
and you're right about the scoop
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)
# thats damn shire horse
a moment of madness.

not as bad as Ricky the Carnivorous Pony though, so he may still go to horsey heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Blame
the farmer who should have given up his chemical fertilizer
(U-99, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:53, archived)