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(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:52, archived)

Haha holy shit.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

holy crap.

what the hell did you google for that source to come up?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

homosexual dressage

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

*note to self: do not google homosexual dressage*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

*hides*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

For a small fee you can insult Mediocre below, safe in the knowledge that he'll remain oblivious.

One time only offer! Act fast!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

underline?

what witchcraft is this?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

underline

?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

UNDERLINE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

UBERLINE.
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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

~~SMALLBOLDUNDERLINESTRIKETHROUGHITALIC~~

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

pink italic
wft?
ROOOOOB, WHY WON'T IT DO PINK?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

We're HTMLin' all up in this bizatch!

Cr^a_aaazyy

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

PREFORMATTEDSMALLBOLDUNDERLINESTRIKETHROUGHITALIC

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

~~INTERLINE~~

(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

that's just a strikethrough!

overline - nah doesn't work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

underline

YOW - when did that turn up?

why am I so excited by this?
its not as if marquee tags work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

I'm such a n00b

I can't even get strikethru to work.

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doog Don't read this., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:34, archived)

And yet I *can* do this

\з=(•●)=ε/̿

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doog Don't read this., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

I haver no idea how this works

The entire room is filled with Zalgo.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:44, archived)

which one is Mediocre......left or right?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

Stop trying to get money out of everyone.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

I'll stop for a one-time fee!

See this link for details! 5z8.info/turner-diaries.pdf_o8h3j_mydick

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

I know how you can make money

Click here to make money!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:08, archived)

You didn't make that URL look dodgy enough, buddy.

5z8.info/nakedgrandmas.jpg_r5a2y_super-nsfw

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

You bastard, I could have been at work!

Wonder who has the most NSFW profile page

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:10, archived)

Souuunnnddd liiikke a chaaaaaaaalleeeennnnggge!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:14, archived)

Your profile is pretty NSFW.

I can see boobs and it's not entirely obvious if they're naked or not

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:18, archived)

Ah, that's Reiko Ike.

70's Japanese jazzy stuff.
www.jetfm.asso.fr/site/IMG/jpg_reiko_ike_-_cover.jpg
^NSFW^

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:20, archived)

Hmmm

I'm going on my personal reaction of SCROLL!!!! that the pic might be NSFW.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

oh my god
needs more Tobias Fünke*

*I bought the whole of Season 1 of Arrested Development in Asda for £1 - utter utter bargain

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

lucky bastard, they cost me £10 each

"Can you take me to the gothic castle please?"
"The gothic arsehole?"
"I believe that's what i said"

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

LEATHERDADDY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 14:22, archived)

That is ...

Bloody hell.

I learned the term "Teapot" the other day. After the pose of standing with one hand on the hips and the other outstretched bent at the elbow and wrist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

Teapot???? oh?

I thought it that term was for when you stood naked from the waist down with hands on both hips, while freely & copiously urinating into the open mouth of a keeling partner who is wa............GOSH...isn't it quiet in here suddenly?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

Not to be confused with teabag

a popular childrens' tv witch

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

pfft

sounds similar to the Princess Margaret

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

*the mind boggles??*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

exactly as you describe above

but you have to wear a tiara whilst peter sellers jizzes on your tits

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:16, archived)

DAD NO!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:07, archived)

haha :D

Trust you to take things down a darker route.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:10, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about.

I SWEAR.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:13, archived)

*fwaps*

just noticed the shadow of the one on the right...omg

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

Jesus

Seriously though, would you want your kids watching men running around in their pants (presumably with some light whipping given what's in "Ross'" hand).

Won't somebody please think of the children!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

I would

but then I also like the idea of locking my kids up in the basement until they're 18 as part of an experiment to see if they're scared of the sun.

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:06, archived)

bindun? surprisingly i don't think so

i'd probably have remembered those thongs.

also while i'd say this is probably nsfw, a mod the other week declared all pictures similar to this one:

nsfw and linked them all. except mine even though it was still on the page.

which isn't important, it just gives me an excuse to repost this one. :)

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

Its not full frontal nudity, they're just showing a bit of flesh and their love for each other

(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:27, archived)

it's at this point that someone will point out

that the faq describes "nsfw" as something that could pass for porn at a glance.

me, i class the whole of b3ta as nsfw and thank my lucky stars that i work in a lenient field, and that my monitor faces the wall.

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boris the spider, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:47, archived)