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# I'm sorry Mr Farage, but on this occasion...

good after'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Blummin flip is that real footage (minus the shop, obviously)?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Yup
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7118707.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Yep.
The rarity of escaping without serious injury from an accident like that, and it's that pillock who walks away.

No justice in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Still. I'm terrified of flying. Wouldn't wish a crash on anyone - even him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# True...
But if someone had a gun to my head and it was 'nominate someone to die in an air accident or I keel you'...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Then I'd nominate the person holding the gun
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Clever sod :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Not really. The guy with the gun would still have it to your head, he wouldn't be magically whisked away.
Only now he'd be annoyed because you just nominated him to die in an air crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# He could at least have landed it on Nick Griffin.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# yep
there was a different picture in one of the papers where he's upside down and missing a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Lots of gigglesome pics here.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7686463/Nigel-Farage-of-Ukip-plane-crash-in-pictures.html

Looks like the bare foot belonged to the pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ahh yes so it did
I'd be a rubbish Columbo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Everyone would be a rubbish Columbo
except Peter Falk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# The New Adventures of Columbo
starring Scott Baio
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Jude Law would be great .
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That's probably why it crashed
flying barefoot - not recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Image 9 of 22!
My jaw is on the floor, even if his isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# he's just tasting the lovely crop
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# Image 19
is the scariest of the lot
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# "Lucky we crashed into that cursed Indian burial ground eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# The zombie one is still my fave
The blokes a twat, but that doesn't mean I hoped he died.

He's a very lucky bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# It'll be interesting to see were life takes him next
Walking away from a plane crash like that often gives a person a whole new perspective on life.

It would be rather nice to see him campaigning against UKIP as a result :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 10 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Cut from the wreckage by a German fireman.
Rushed to hospital by a Polish ambulance driver, attended by a French paramedic
Seen to in hospital by a Cypriot doctor, supported by an Austrian nurse...

etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# laughed at
by the British people
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Is this one of those versions of heaven and hell jokes?
Does the hospital serve Dutch food?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Mr fucking flange.
(sinister, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# It's funny
because it's UKIP
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# LOL of the day so far.
Have one click
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# GOTTA GOOD LAFF AT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:26, archived)