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# 1. you must use proper golf balls.
2. use the wedge if you aren't on the grass
3. don't tell your fellow golfers that they are doing a bad job at golf
4. give a friendly smile to strangers and tell them you are 'playing through', wherever you see them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Now I can golf without fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# the fifth rule is to golf without fear so this is probably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr!
Have you really de-friended me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I thought the fiurst rule was You don't tell people about golf club!?
(sirhiss, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# no the first rule is that you must use proper golf balls
I just said it why would you question me when i just said it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# No kissing on the lips
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry, that was supposed to be the fifth rule of parenting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# That's actually been out of the rule books for a few years now
As long as the two golfers consent to the kiss then everything is ok. This rule still excludes Vijay Singh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Golf is so racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I got your random burn today
good choons!
no speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# If there was speedcore it wouldn't be a collection of "good choons" any more, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# it was a sick joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# That was quick
iTunes prefered skiffle to speedcore that day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Is there a rule against putting other golfers off by creeping up behind them and gently nibbling on the back of their neck?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent. If I ever play golf then this is how I shall win.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# you'd win if you were playing against me
that neck-nibbling stuff makes me go gooey!
also, i'm shit at golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# 5. Wear bad trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# no that isn't a rule
it's a quirk of the game
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=golf%20trousers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Too many to be a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# haha
good god!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# some of those trousers are actually quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Trouser Funk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# There is no 5, there are only
Fore!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# *clubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# *kills*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# to the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# OH COME ON!
That was so obvious... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# fuck sake.
Is it time for tee yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# green tee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# no, you'll just have to putt up with normal
unless you want to drive to the shops
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# My friend wanted to go home via the tennis courts
but I wanted to go via the football stadium.

We compromised and went via the golf course because that was the fair way.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# oh. my. god.
but I appreciate the effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)