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# Anyone made any of these sad keanu pics?

I may be late to the party and i know most meme's are pretty shit, but at least i had fun making it.
By the way, how is everyone tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# I must have missed this bandwagon but I like muchly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I think 'shopping Sad Keanu would go do down much better than football for many of our listeners.
And this is the first one I've ever seen.
So woo, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# You would say that you big
fat homo! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# And I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Exactly, you big homo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# stop all this coy shit and start bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# I wander down /board for a squizz at the day's activities & come back to bumming orders?
This wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# don't act surprised
this has been building for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
^This
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i'm getting tired of their homoerotic cat and mouse game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Not touched here at all to my knowledge,
and I am quite glad really, not based on your pic, it is fantastically well done, but it stinks of 4chan/lolcats to me.

In other news, Inglourious Bastards is a fucking awesome film! I love Quentin Tarantino for not only having the guts to use Bowie in the soundtrack, but to make it work so perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# It definitely has its moments
but it's a little over-indulgent. He needs someone to edit him and keep him in check, I think.

Great use of Bowie, though, I agree - like 'Steve Zissou'! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# The Life Aquatic is fucking brilliant,
and I love Wes Anderson. I think Inglorious felt a lot like a Wes Anderson film in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Anderson is fantastic - especially 'The Life Aquatic'...
but I wish Tarantino would return to the leaner, tauter style he used to have. The last great movie he made was 'Jackie Brown', when I think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# jackie brown was shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# haha!
This is turning into 'Newsnight Review'.

I love Elmore Leonard, and I thought it was the best attempt to film one of his books I've seen. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Shut up you cunt!
/newsnight review
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Fuck off Paulin!
/Germaine Greer
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# You're a fucking moron Toby!
/directed at Young
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# ha - he is a knob...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Inglorious may not be the best film of all time,
but I have never seen a film before where I am so heftily involved whilst watching. And the shooting of that opening scene/20 minutes is fucking sublime! It felt like an impressionist painting! Simply phenomenal!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# true - the beginning was very impressive...
he can do suspense, all right.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# It's on my list of films to watch, but I think I'm going to prefer "The Expendables"..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Don't know The Expendables, what's it about?
I highly recommend Inglourious, also, The Lives of Others, German film about a Stasi spy. FUCKING AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# I think the plot's gonna be wafer thin, but it's the casting that demands I buy a ticket..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Oh fuck!
It will be shit, but anyone who had loved any of the actors ever will adore it, from what I garner from that trailer. Now I know about it, I will see it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# agreed
about the film, the soundtrack is amazing. not sure about the keanu pics, just thought he'd fit quite nicely in that chair.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# As I said, it works well,
and you have done it well, but I am suspicious of interweb wide memes ;)

Also,

SHOSHANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# i don't really understand
does something funny have to come from a certain place to be accepted? i just saw some stuff that made me laugh so i joined in.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
#
Sadly thought it was awkward and badly edited/acted/directed in all the wrong ways, didn't leave but wish I had. To me the greatest disappointment in a good while. Hoping for Machete to bring some fun back.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Seriously?
I can maybe, possibly, understand the editing and directing points, but acted badly? What the deuce?

It is not your standard War film, and the marrying of war epic with B Movie standards was amazing to me. The Monet painting setting, inside the cottage at the start was fucking mindblowing for me also.

Opinions! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# ^ best fantasy war film since kelly's heroes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I love you Prodge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# no you don't you slut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# That;s true,
I love yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
#
Yes --- I love love love film of possibly any genre and I have never been more disappointed. I wish I could unsee it all and still keep that happy anticipation. I tried it a second time too, with added alcohol and more male company and it didn't help.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# this is well done...
poor old Keanu - he is consumed by melancholy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Directors Cut: how scanner darkly was made
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
I enjoyed the film and I ruddy love the book so more like this please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# it was a great film :)
but very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Philip K FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I would probably go splut in my shreddies if they made a film of The Man in the High Castle
Or The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# They should make a film of The Zap Gun,
because that is his best book. HIS BEST FUCKING BOOK! I wish they would make films of all of his books, but Tom Cruise should be cut up in the bollock region and they should remake The Minority Report. Tom Cruise, and Steven Spielberg are cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I got this obscure 80s scifi film called Terminus
at the beginning there's a black chauffer car with the registration "PK DICK" which leaves me wondering if the film was inspired by a Philip K Dick story
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# !
I'm making my way through A Scanner Darkly now.

Gone through Ubik, Flow my tears the policeman said and The Man in the High Castle so far this year. I'm a right Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Are they the only ones you've read?
You have to read his short stories, his best ideas were all in there, but also read The Zap Gun. It's my fave. I don't know why, it's a bit shit, but I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# ^This
But Scanner Darkly is still my favourite (mostly because I read it when I was at uni and my bedroom faced opposite a Heroin den - Trufact)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Cheers, I'll have to try em out.
It started when I tried out Ubik and I really fell in love with the characters. He does really write well on a personal level as well as juggling along cerebral concepts. Flow My Tears I thought was a bit jarring at times but it seemed so good in other places that I thought it should be ripe for some sort of cinematic adaptation.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Flow my tears was written during his mental breakdown
So it feels a little... disconcerting.... to me
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah I read about that too.
Was definitely interested in getting VALIS after hearing that. But it's not the plot that bothers me per se. I mean the distance the protagonist travels is a little iffy, it's just the way the twist is delivered seems a little quick. However, the ending, (which I had no idea eventually carried more weight with him than I) was really quite beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# haha...
professional knob-artist.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# and then there's the wee guy painting a willie :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# oh, yeah - I missed him.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Ohh
another good one =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# ooo, this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# hah did you just make up a meme?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# nah, i've seen a fair few of them before i joined in


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adding him into films seems like an easy thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# STOP THAT CARLOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Freebase for PM
Prime Meme
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# he'll have to become
a meme-ber of parliament first...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# he'll get my vote when he does
I love him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# shit meme ..that only thrives when the night comes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# the hour is close at hand
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# It's been going on at Reddit for a few days.
No idea about anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# it won't last long, but that hasn't stopped me


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(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# He looks like he's suffering the Tuesday comedown in these 'shops
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)