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# I just got the image in my head...

600K, thought I should linky.

Thanks to Professor Fnord for reducing and making a clicky.

Appologies for lack of hummus, poorness of lighting, bad optimising, huge spot on forehead, the plauge, the Kennedy assasination etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:26, archived)
# ...and the typo? :)
why does it make me think of girl bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Hehehe
if you reduced the colours and used lossy compression you could get it down a bit... but the only way to really shrink it would be a resize and that would make it harder to see the gag, so leave it - I think it pays off.

Oh, aren't you the ginger one from Tatu?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Not
as far as I know. Though I could be mistaken.

I probably should point out that I'm male (it gets even more confusing when I'm in make up...)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)
# You bastard!
I was half finished!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
and ewww
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you dirty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# no you're not.
you are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Stupid Opera6
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(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# opera
am bad
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Opera
am the best!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Yes!
They spent too much energy on fancy-features rather than useful ones creating opera!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Konquruer loving
bastard.

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I'm 100%
on Mozilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Pheonix..?
Mozilla in Windows makes me barf all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# It runs perfectly here!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I find
that phoenix is great here under linux, but I had to stop using it and move to mozilla again on my windows machine at work.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Tabbed browsing in Mozilla rules!
IE seems total shite when you try to go back!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)
# works for me too!
i get very confused when i have to use IE on someone elses computer, and the middle button doesn't do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I can't not use opera.
I'm a mouse gestures junkie.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Mozilla 1.2.1
is the best version so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i love it
i think it was zog who recommended it to me, the man is a star
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Opera is a damn fine browser too,
but there's just too much stuff that doesn't work in it!
The developers spent more time on glam than browsing stability!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)
# you
just have to take the bit after the question mark off, but it's gone now anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ah
Now I know what you look like. Cool. I thought it was funny. We're gonna have to meet up someday, as we only know eachother through Bobert.
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)
# I like it
the lighting is nice and the tongue rolling thing is all a bit freakish because I can't do it.
What image software are you using to try and optimise?

Due to the lighting you can get away with a lot less colours.
Clinical cropping and reducing in size a bit too makes this 100k
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)
# It's genetic
never understood why that needs a whole cromozone (or two)...

Just good ol' Animation Shop 3, though I'm sure that shrunk it which is useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)
# it's learnable
i couldn't do it, but know I can.
I can also turn my tongue upside-down, both ways
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# when you're optimising try things out with stupidly low colours
this actually looks quite nice in 4 colours too, sometimes you see things you would never have noticed.
You can save this pic if you want and upload it as a preview to your main pic (for archives purposes) as I won't keep it on my server forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Thanks
It's up there now- and it does look good like that. I can't stop watching- it's hypnotising...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)
# no probs
you need to edit the code a bit though, the image isn't showing up. You can just use the image seprately and leave the a href for the text link. Make sure you've got a " at the end of the (img src="url") bit
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I can roll my tongue. too.
but both of my kids can roll and then tuck crossways as well....*shudder*.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)
# The Lizard people are taking over!!!!
/icke
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)
# You see why he's b3tas
leading academic sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)
# you can't do that?
Damn,
we all thought you could do everything!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Fantastic!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# The huge spot on forehead
looks like a small lump or bruise, I wouldn't worry.

Now, mine, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)