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# Forgot I done this a few years back.
(daunkle, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# as right as you are
I can't stand even seeing his face on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ^ this
*ablocks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# James Corden, Chris Moyles
both bred on the same farm
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# "I've got a great idea for a film called Lesbian Vampire Killers"
"That sounds brilliant! Lots of blood, sexiness and nudity, yeah?"
"Nah, let's just get that fat cunt Corden and his twat of a mate to gurn for an hour and a half, that should do it."
"Yeah...awesome."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# "So why is Corden funny?"
"...He's fat?"

"OH YEAH! LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# it's annoying
I've got a mate who does a bit of stand-up, he's pretty good and so are a number of his peers. But the whole comedy circuit has been flooded with unfunny cunts like Russell Brand and his ilk, who get bigged up way beyond their talents, which means the real talents rarely get through.

Chris Morris for BBC comedy commisioner!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# This with brass knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# ^that, with brass eyes on!
didjaseewhatididthere?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Don't get me started on Russell cunting Brand
The talentless waste of skin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Got me started
Hack cunt. Sorry - forsooth, verily, my liege, the gentleman 'tis a hack cunt, ooooh.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# say it in a mockney Kenneth Williams voice
and it becomes ten times funnier, apparently

the fucking useless cunt of a cunting hack that he is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# i dunno.
i think it's still possible to work your way up. Ive seen a couple of people at edinburgh playing shitty little venues who've now got big tours and dvds.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Oh,
This
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# 'pparently...
the script had been knocking around for years, and NO ONE wanted to make it.
As soon as they got those two on board, they had people chucking money at them.

Fucking film industry is filled with idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I wouldn't have minded them so much if the film had included:
a) lesbianism (beyond a token kiss or two)
b) gore (beyond the occasional trickle of blood)
c) nudity
d) any decent jokes

I'm still bitter that I watched it even though I downloaded it for free - I imagine if I'd paid to watch it I'd be livid.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Pretty Accurate
Thought Corden was quite good in teachers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# IF I SHOUT IT MAKES ANYTHING I SAY FUNNY
what a cunt. The worts thing he does is interrupt the other people when they try to do things (you know, like their own jobs) like reading the news. So the other day he was pissing the newsreader off saying something like, "OH AM I PUTTING YOU OFF AM I LOL?!"... I bet if that newsreader tried to put him off she's get the sack.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# not to defend chris moyles...
but chris morris did release helium into the room with a newsreader.

putting them off can be quite funny.

admittedly he did get fired for it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Say it like it is ; D
In other news, funny name corner presents the wedding bus of Chelsea Clinton here
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# a deeply troubled and insecure man
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# He sure is
but then i'm not a 19 year old warehouse worker/van driver. If I was I would probably find him hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# It's OK
Give it a few years and he'll be in the same position Dr Fox is in now. Saying "remember me?! I used to be cool and down with the kids! I can still 'kick it' with you 'low riders'!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# But he'll be replaced by some other arsehole
Which is why I spend my days sat in a dark room with my fingers in my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I expect that now that Wossy has left the Beeb
that this cunt's days might be numbered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Brace yourself for the wave of "new talent"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# There is an abundance of arseholes involved in radio
Which is why I decided to stick to volunteer for radio rather than taking it up as a career.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# That's the same reason I didn't become a male model
or an astronaught
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Volunteer astronaut?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I will never hate anyone
as much as I hated George Lamb when he was on 6music. Insufferable arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Don't know why he's not on R2 already
His tastes are so Ken Bruce.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)