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# Halloween approaches.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Yay!
Scarlet's back! (simper)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Curse you Meyer!
Now Scarlet will turn into one of those obsessive fantards who stabs Pip with a pencil when he tells her why Twilight is "anti-literature. "
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# pffft
typical Twilight audience there..

Can I request a picture of Blade slicing up all the whining Emo vampires, Mr Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# The 'S' goes before the 'I'.....
....and serves you right for doing it so often!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# dammit
*switches hands*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# you've accidentally stepped into the Bunty message board
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Some cats are fucking on the sofa or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Dirrty
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Sir, I cannot stand by...
...in the face of ignorance of this magnitude.

They are squirrels. Moreover, they are squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I just love her facial expressions

O*O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# spends lots of time on his hair - check
won't have sex with you - check
wears glitter - check

I don't think you're his type love.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# could be my type though..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Never seen it, dont want to see it.

They sparkle too? Peh!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# My sister made me watch them.
I'm still trying to come up with a suitable punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Easy.
Wait a few years and then make her watch them. I've got a feeling they're not going to age too well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Give it a few years and all the sparkle will be absorbed by it been a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# What WAS that all about?
Was it really Enraged Online getting uppity about a claim that vampires sparkle?

I sincerely hope it was. I'd be tempted to make a sparkly gay vampire especially, if that were the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)
# bring back jack for halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Yay!
Scarlet is back! Haven't seen her for aaaaaaages.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Back in my day
Vampires were horrendous filthy scuttling things that lived in dirt and just killed people, none of this super-powered beautiful-looking bollocks we get now. Kids, pah!

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Too Bloody right!
And when you met a vampire, it went only two ways;

a) you kill it
b) it kills you

None of this tortured soul bollocks, just animalistic hunger and killing.
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)