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# Hello!
As i'm new i thought this would be a good way of saying hi from a distance as volume would be normal to everyone else

(Noidea, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# This could be a deadly thing to say to a new person
But you know this could do with more caps lock.

Also: WELCOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)
# *Feels the shudder on Pluto*
HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# HELLO!
WELCOME TO B3TA! YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE! PULL UP A KITTEN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# *lubes up*
assume the position, all new members are subject to a mandatory medical examination.
yes.......medical..........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# If you fail.....
....your in? Right..?
(Noidea, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# my in what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# No idea
Just seemed something to say at the time
(Noidea, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# fair enough
just a warning, spelling mistakes WILL be pounced on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# and a sound thrashing will be administered by domineering ladies
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# just me, baby, just me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Here we permit scatological, pedophilic or racist jokes,
but god help you if you use an apostrophe incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# we do have standards, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# B3ta is a beautiful place
I wouldn't have it any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# there could be more chocolate
that'd be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:36, archived)
# there is some in the bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# 0_0
piley in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44, archived)
# RACIST? Nobody told me that
*fires up photshop*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Or you're 0.01kB over.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# The file size limitations have mostly been relaxed,
but i remember the 0.01kB rages of yesteryear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:36, archived)
# My dad was killed in a file size war, you insensitive c..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# MY DAD WAS AN INSENSITIVE etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)
# did we still get to bum rape them, like in the old days or has it all changed in the last year?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# you can if you want
but not till i'm finished with them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# HONK
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
# hmm
how can we hurt it?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# with hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# flaming hammers
methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Got a job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# do you take it up the shitter from farmyard animals?
you'll fit right in :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i'm not a farmyard animal!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# how new are you?
show me cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# *sicks up hose*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Welcome.. .have a pumpkin...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# that took me far too long to work out
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# i wish :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# i was like:
Armpit?
Shoulder?
Belly?
.
.
Oh god no..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# the upside-down feet were an instant giveaway, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# ^^^ this
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# OH CHRIST!
Didn't see that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# cannot unsee...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Did you work it out with a pencil?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Urggh
It smells off
(Noidea, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# /carves.
/extracts juices for pumpkin pi- OH GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# WORLD'S BIGGEST CHOCOLATE STARFISH EXTRAVAGANZA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Hej
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# This is an excellent way to say Hi!
so, "Hi" and welcome aboard new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44, archived)
# WELCOME TO
:D
(herman:D, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44, archived)
# This is fucking epic man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# WOW!
Don't need to say anything else
(Noidea, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:54, archived)
# WELCOME TO FUCK
POPULATION: FUCK
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Here we go again ...
b3ta.com/board/10238112
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)
# now that's what I call a fucking thread
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
# that deseves a...

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Well ain't that just fine.
TEXT ON A PICTURE!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:46, archived)
# isn't that cute?
BUT IT'S WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Dunno are toaps acceptable these days?
Hello m'dear btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
# hello, stan :)
i have no idea, seems anything goes lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I didn't think you were that kinda gal.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:58, archived)
# you didn't?
where have you been, in a cave?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Hello! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)