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# Bob, the buffalo-bothering goose, rounds up a herd
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Poor buffalo-bothering goose,
stuck in North America with only bison to bewidler
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# not to mention the toll it took on the herds
*saddens*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# That looks cheery.
Unlike the rest of my day. They cut the water off for emergency repairs, so we went out, but not before one fo the kids turned on a tap. For fifty minutes, water was pissing out of the sink at a rate of about 15L/minute. The whole flat is flooded and we're just hoping it doesn't leak into the flat below as I've been mopping for ten hours and it's still pooling up. It's also far too late to phone up a carpet cleaner, so hopefully it's ok overnight.
I get the feeling that's the small amount of savings we had gone.
FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# crap, man
hope things improve there quickly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Sell the child to pay for the damage.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# She thought she'd turned it off as it was tight.
Unfortunately, the wrong way. All the 24-hr carpet cleaners are going to answerphones, except one very sleepy woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Annnnnnnnnnnnd, relax!
Lovely, sleepy women is sending someone round - they reckon it take 60-90 minutes and cost $300-450 (200-300 squid). It's going to be a damn' sight cheaper than paying for flood damage to downstairs...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Ah, looks like it was worse than we feared.
A ceiling light has come down downstairs. There is a very slim chance that we might not be fucked financially.
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That sucks
Reminds me of an incident some years ago... 3 floors flooded, and a plaster ceiling falling on my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Sell the water to the third world

But really man, that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# The state the water's coming up in,
I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I can fairly safely say the last people did not have it cleaned when they moved out (that and all the cat hair).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# a similar thing happened to me
but i was the kid...:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Please accept my translocated rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# accepted :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ouch.
Time to put those kids out to work. It's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# RAWHONK
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# this wins the "Buffalo Bothering" compo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahah that's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Someone's got to do it...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)