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# Or womannequins.
I believe belated birthday wishes are in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:05, archived)
# You are genderly correct !
And thanking you for noticing my yearly advance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Precision fuckdog drill team?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FOR INNER PEACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# and to keep fit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:37, archived)
# my heart ACHES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# hmmm
either too much or too little fuck
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
# that is not even a joke I'm afraid, but fortunately, I'm easily distracted.
 
today: sexy cripples
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Do you yearn?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:08, archived)
# it's a dull ache, mofaha, dull and hopeless.
 
yesterday: knee-high stockings, I hope these will be in this summer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Unscratchable itch, eh?
You think a couple of sweat sessions with some knee-highs and their owners will fix it?
You don't have to answer that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:00, archived)
# some people take what they want, some people take what they're given.
 
as to the sweat sessions: improbable.
to be precise: just an inch or two above the knee. Commendable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:06, archived)
# Dude, they call them Pop Socks in the UK, or used to.
How can something with an ugly name be arousing? I mean, you're a WORDS person, right? Panties are hot, KNICKERS are not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:18, archived)
# well I looked up pop socks and they appear to be the same thing.
socks or stockings, there seems to be no consistency as to above or below the knee.

I shall be pondering this matter all summer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:38, archived)
# And by pondering you mean
wanking furiously, I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:40, archived)
# not in public, they can put you away for that sort of a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:47, archived)
# Yeah, right.
"the bus ride home is DELIGHTFUL"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:54, archived)
# I mean congenital birth defects here, like missing limbs, beadle hands, &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:09, archived)
# I saw some amputee porn yesterday.
Stump-licking, specifically. Not my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:19, archived)
# oh, I haven't done that kind of research
 
I was just talking with someone this morning, and I hadn't previously noticed this, but yeah, one tiny little hand, basically a flipper.
Makes sense, she plays french horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Does she come from a line of musicians?
I'm wondering if it's an inherited adaption.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:35, archived)
# could be.
 
if you know the french horn, you know what you have to do with that right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Oh, I know all right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:41, archived)
# HARCH !
HUTUCKHUT
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:37, archived)
# You'd make a good drill sergeant--
(that's why I'm not letting you behind me :D)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
# DROP DOWN . . . and gimme your paycheck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:42, archived)
# you stay outta my moneymaker
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:43, archived)
# you shakin' it
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# What B'day did you have? Your b3taday is nearing but not here yet
and here, just in case I'm elsewhere on the 'day'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Behold, the flaming cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# That's for small, peaceful celebrations
This one is for more bellicose ceremonies
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# I had my sixty first the other day . . . warming my coogles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:56, archived)
# My 68th is Dec 11
It's fun being a codger at last :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Right on . . . that is a good round number !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Congratulations, fellow Sagittarians,
I am a week away from knowing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
But at least you have made me feel young! Somehow I expect everyone on here to be in Dave!'s age group ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:03, archived)
# not at this time of night
 
WHERE'S ME TEETH, WHERE'S ME HASH PIPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:49, archived)
# Under the bed with your slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# that is correct and,
if you are fortunate, you may have some longevity someday.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:26, archived)
# I just have an old username.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll take the here and now. Someday might not arrive :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:47, archived)
# YEAH, THE FUCKIN' GAYSHIFT WILL BE PISSIN YERSELVES
i like this, good to see it back :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:15, archived)
# I can handle that from you
but I've no use for another who led off with that comment :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:29, archived)
# heheheh
i was quoting, just to be clear :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I've no doubt that from your perspective he's entirely in the wrong
but I have to tell you, from the casual observer's perspective, it's just two guys pulling each other's chains and getting pissy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Casual observations don't lead to particularly good assessments
You can't see or understand the animosities that have built up over time, in different situations, by scrolling down a single thread and making snap judgments about the worth of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:03, archived)
# You're defensive, and I can understand that.
I'm just telling you how myself and some others perceive this. Perhaps it's a poor assessment from your point of view, but there it is.

And you're absolutely correct in your edit, people don't see the full extent of the buildup of animosities; they just see two guys flinging shit at each other. That's kind of my point... everyone comes out of a shit-flinging fight smelling the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:17, archived)
# I've gotten gazzed by several other people on the same issue
and they present a side you apparently are not aware of. Your point of view is not in the majority, accordingly. So there you have that.

And, are you entirely oblivious to the others who were putting p69 in his place?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:24, archived)
# No, I'm not oblivious
and perhaps you don't realize this, but I've stood exactly where you're standing now with relation to this issue, quite recently in fact.
I'm just saying someone has to be the bigger person and shrug it off, otherwise it will just continue and everyone on the board will have to put up with it. My thought was, perhaps you'd be able to hear the sense of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:34, archived)
# good point
best off using the ignore button, before a lot of people use it on you :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:37, archived)
# What's wrong with moderation on the forum?
I've seen forums where flaming is not tolerated and people get banned for repeated trolling. Seems like here you are expected to ignore roaches in the soup so that nobody else hears you complain.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:53, archived)
# one of us needs to be made a moderator.
 
you know, for balance.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:59, archived)
# I don't know who the moderators are or even when one is hanging around the board
I've only had one or two technical issues in 6 years here but in each case I got no help from anyone who was supposedly a moderator--only some insults.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:09, archived)
# I think rob is a mod maybe?
 
if it helps at all, here is the tune I've had in my head all week so far:
www.mixmenow.net/flash_player/flash_track.php?type=1&id=5345605

a DJ friend of mine has the vinyl, I should ask him who the hell this is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:37, archived)
# mebbe this:
www.popsike.com/LORD-KITCHENERHOT-PANTS-CALYPSO-REGGAE/260393926793.html
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:51, archived)
# YEA MODS BAN PRODIGY69!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:41, archived)
# That would make a lot of people happy
but, alas, we have to listen to more of your lame-brained bullshit, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)
# your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:48, archived)
# The kind of body you can get, by eating...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:09, archived)
# oh shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:16, archived)
# ahhhhhhah I was looking at that Chicken of the Sea recipe
 
seemingly a fairly ordinary layering of macaroni cheese and tuna bake, yet the recipe makes no mention of the bed of broad beans, sliced orange, and what appear to be either tiny hot dogs or baby carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Sliced orange and tuna bake.
I actually shuddered when I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:54, archived)
# sure fucking looks like orange
pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e20133f5bfaac1970b-pi

I do think those other things are probably carrots.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Or possibly ovaries.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:19, archived)
# AGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:21, archived)
# That was my thought exactly. I didn't tell Mrs Vagabond, though, as I didn't want her to go "Ewwww! You're gross!" and all that goes with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)