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[challenge entry] Assange witch, in a sandwich, dancing like a right snitch!

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(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# stay still while I shoot you....
:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)
# LOVE IT!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I love his little clogs and humbug trousers.
:D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Morning, all!
Completely unrelatedly - except for the vague food theme - I've had this going around my head for days, and had to get it out. I don't have the faintest idea what it signifies - except that it's how I misread a package in Tesco the other day.



(Oh, and I'm still awful at font-matching...)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I read on a bottle of Morrisons bleach last night
"Not for Emergency Use"

I meanm When the flip would you want to use Bleach in an Emergency?!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:35, archived)
# You've not been in our toilet on a saturday morning.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:39, archived)
# you've limescale in the toilet
there are shit streaks in the pan and your girlfrineds parents are coming to tea in 5 minutets.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:40, archived)
# If you've decided you need to commit suicide
but are worried that you might change your mind in a minute or two?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Oh I see
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)
# LOVE this!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)
# cheers petal
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Lovely lighting!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely done.
:D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Excellent Bilbo
Love it!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Some of the Elderly actually believe bleach is some kind of cure-all
when I was a HomeCarer I heard stories of some elderly people actually putting a bit of bleach in their bath water so it wouldn't surprise me if some were using it as an antisceptic to treat wounds which I would imagine would be horrific!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Talking of misreading things
our EPG on the TV trims long titles
so I saw Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging disaster as Sam and Mark's Guide to Doging

I was so disappointed

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
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(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Haha :)
Sometimes you can tweak how a font appears in tattyshop by stretching/reducing the dimensions manually until it *fits* sorta.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I tried that for ages.
It just looked like the wrong font had gone through the washing machine on the wrong setting.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Did you use the transform tool?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)
# The what now?
I don't have PS - I've got a clunky version of GIMP. I have little to no idea of what the various tools do, and they seem only to work about 74% of the time anyway...
*sobs*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:56, archived)
# *backs away slowly* :O
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)
# ACE Q!!
As per sir! :) *Click*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich?
A wish sandwich is the kindof a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you (Hehehehehehehehe) WISH you had some meat!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Rubber biscuit!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:53, archived)
# BOW BOW BOW!
\o/
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:58, archived)
# *youtubes*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha :o)
Tenuous snitch-based pearoast

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)