Assange witch, in a sandwich, dancing like a right snitch!
From the Julian Assange challenge. See all 179 entries (closed)
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From the Julian Assange challenge. See all 179 entries (closed)
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I read on a bottle of Morrisons bleach last night
"Not for Emergency Use"
I meanm When the flip would you want to use Bleach in an Emergency?!
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:35,
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I meanm When the flip would you want to use Bleach in an Emergency?!
you've limescale in the toilet
there are shit streaks in the pan and your girlfrineds parents are coming to tea in 5 minutets.
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:40,
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If you've decided you need to commit suicide
but are worried that you might change your mind in a minute or two?
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:44,
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Some of the Elderly actually believe bleach is some kind of cure-all
when I was a HomeCarer I heard stories of some elderly people actually putting a bit of bleach in their bath water so it wouldn't surprise me if some were using it as an antisceptic to treat wounds which I would imagine would be horrific!
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:07,
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Talking of misreading things
our EPG on the TV trims long titles
so I saw Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging disaster as Sam and Mark's Guide to Doging
I was so disappointed
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:36,
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so I saw Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging disaster as Sam and Mark's Guide to Doging
I was so disappointed
Haha :)
Sometimes you can tweak how a font appears in tattyshop by stretching/reducing the dimensions manually until it *fits* sorta.
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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I tried that for ages.
It just looked like the wrong font had gone through the washing machine on the wrong setting.
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:42,
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The what now?
I don't have PS - I've got a clunky version of GIMP. I have little to no idea of what the various tools do, and they seem only to work about 74% of the time anyway...
*sobs*
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Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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*sobs*