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[challenge entry] Boring jobs ya say?


I'll have me spang served with chips please. Mouseover for deris.

From the Make Boring Jobs Interesting challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Is it the entrance shaft for a Boron Mine?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# No it's the arse end of a boring machine:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Yes I know
it was a bad attempt at continuing the pun.

I apologise. right - Chilli time!!!

*Edit* Impromtu What are you having for Lunch? Thread....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# STOP!
Chilli time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I have chilli jam in my cham samwidges
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I've still got Xmas cheese left
and I've discovered stilton cooked with baked beans rocks.

That's my lunch sorted.

EDIT: I downloaded Scrabble app the other day. Anyone know if it's possible to lose when playing the computer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# So have I
unopened Stilton, Brie and something else - I love Christmas Cheese and Biscuits!


I like the idea of the Stilton and beans, as no-one in our house really likes it as it is, but I love Stilton Sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Obviously I've tried it with cheddar
but stilton just works so much better.

Got a 1kg of the stuff from M&S on Xmas eve for £3 as it said to was use by the 24th Dec. It's stilton dammit. That should read, 'start eating by.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Careful now
It might go mouldy
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Haha. 10-Year Cave-Aged Mature Somerset Cheddar.
Keep refrigerated. Eat within 2 days of opening...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# good cheesy choices!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Cropwell Bishop ftw!
Though I do love a good bit of Oxford Isis too. My housemates noses however...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I like cheeses that sound like outlawed sexual acts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Lol.
All this talk has made me hungry. Time for breakfast I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I like cheese that smells like y Fenni.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I always love grilled stilton on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I have lamb jalfrezi for lunch
nooooooooooom
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# you swine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# oven baked
so some of the lamb is crispy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# With Stilton?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# alas not
jacket potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Baked potato saved my life
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# this isn't /QOTW son
however I am very very intrigued by this statement. Do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# JFGI
I would post the link to the song by Matt Gayboy but have no access to 'tube at work.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# oh
I wanted a heart warming story of how a baked potato saved you from hungry wolves after you fell out of a helicopter or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I have no heart warming stories
some pant warming ones maybe
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Blushes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Shropshire Blue and Branston Pickle
for jacket tatties.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Mrs. B's?
we ran out ages ago...I've been using the little jars to keep chutney in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Going to the burger van to grab some flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ask them to cook it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# On my way!
Will try to remember..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I learned last night that Bears
make excellent burgers.


Hey Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# you wouldn't have thought that they could hold a spatula
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# and probably quite flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# but then again
Bear Grylls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# and Brian Cox
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Steve Jobs?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Pam Ayres?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# wesley snipes

but doesn't drop the soap in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Simon Grooms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# George Burns
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Covent Garden Minestrone soup,
it was £1
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I've seen Westminster council clearing that up in one of those documentaries
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Hey! That's just filtered food.
Like those coffee beans they pass through Stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# there's nothing worse than cheap Minestrone
yes, Mr Asda. I'm talking to you!


(I had Morrison's own brand Pea and Ham yesterday, and it was surprisingly Nom!)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Asda can get to fuck and die
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ham, Cheese & Mayo rolls
* Which looks a bit like lady-bits when you open it up?
Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Cheese With Onion relish rocks
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# What part of the English coastline do you find 'Onion relish rocks"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# It's not on the coast
it's mined in Chilli
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Hair of the motherfucking dog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# *wants frog*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Ya have to be innit to winnit
THe game not the frog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I've just been reminded of the chimp/frog vid.
I think I need some Rennie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# aaawhh Renee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Listen Caerphilly
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)