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# i'm very bored, so i drew a crap fish. give him a name.
EDIT: HE IS JOHNNY PORKTWATS, THE RARE SAUSAGE FISH
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# Crish
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# Crish the fish
ish on the pish
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# Enricorange
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# i quite like this
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# Franco Escabar Le Plume
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# hmmmmm
no, you've lost the vote with that one
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# Vicvtor of Zee Pheeeeeeeeeeeesh
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# i have chosen
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# YAY LET IT BE WRITTEN
YAY LET IT BE READ
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# Sounds like the name of a clockwork Spanish person Dek.
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# right, right
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# Wellywellywellywell...........
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# GHARY GHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARYGHARY
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# HUH
tell me more
tell me more
like did he fuck your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)
# tell me more
tell me more
like did he fuck off south?

(sorry micto, only word I could think of that rhymes with mouth:-)
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# Barney the mudflap-fucking shitfish
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# Leesmack
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# The Canberra Strangler
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# Johnny Porktwats
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# that's just making me giggle
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# i will not call him barney
i fucking hate that purple cunt
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# Craparp?
:-/
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Eduardo Suarez.
And this is my 6666th post.
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# does eduardo have a backstory?
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# Sure, doesn't everyone?
*lights cigarette*
Eduardo's tale begins in 1990. Raised on a funfair by Latin American gypsies, the plucky little fish always knew he was destined for bigger things.
But little did he know that his life was about to change, forever, when Pablo Escobar visited the Hook-A-Duck stall in 1992..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# *is agog*
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# The rare Sausage Fish
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# this is a serious contender
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# With prawn toast for fins
(JoePesky, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm, prawn toast.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# nice fish :D
hight3ch.com/carp-fish-robot/
(herman:D, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# it looks like a piscine sex toy
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# Lady Xoc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Xoc
Also 'xoc' is Mayan for shark...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# i do like this
but i have already chosen
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# Suppose so; your shark looks too friendly to be the only woman reputed to help the High Priests with ritual sacrifice!
... with the possible exception of my missus when she's got PMT
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)
# also, not many fish ponds on those mayan temples
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# hello, Submarine Sandiwch With Brown Corn Tortillas Shoved In From All Angles'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# he is johnny porktwats, the rare sausage fish
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# Rah!
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# nahh...i dont care.
I am still going to call him Mr. Submarine S W B C T S I F A Angles
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# ok
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# i know a girl called aimee
but i call her george
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# Finny
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# that's his nickname
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# Pual
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# he lives in a pual
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# he lives in my lower intestine
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# Jreemy
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# Dvaid
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# Crish
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# Rboert
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# Blily
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# Ptricka
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# Sahun
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# Willaim
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# Biarn
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# now you're just being silly
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# This reminded me of my boss. She is from Belgium and continually mis-spells the name Brian as Brain
I don't know if it has anything to do with language difference, or if it's just her shitty spelling. I have to remember to look for customers named 'brain' when I am looking for someone in our system.
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# your boss is a spazz
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# :D :D
I know. I just like to hear other people say it. It makes my day
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# Stuatr
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# Geoffrey.
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# Henyr
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# Lima
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# That's the name of one of our cats :)
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# Liam?
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#
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# KEEP THAT CAT AWAY FROM JOHNNY PORKTWATS!
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# that's not a cat
it's a fence
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# That would explain all the stolen jewelry I keep finding.
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# hello Lima
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# ^ Would
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# Hahahah
that's great :)
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# Our tuxedo boy as he appeared here a while back...
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# Deerk
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# Jonhpualgeoregrigno
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# i feel you may have skipped some form of medication this evening
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# i mis-spelled the first one
so made it a theme
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# good plan
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# His anti-dyslexia meds
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# pfff
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# I'd call him ray
:D
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# only his pimp calls him that
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# *pimp slaps*
;)
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# 0_0
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# Anthoyn
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# Three Magnets and a Magnet
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# You are such a twat!
a twat! funny bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Johnny Porktwats.
Good sexual health advice.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)
# aaaawww! you've given him a mouth like a pedal bin!
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# ALL fish have mouths like a pedal bin...
FACT
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#
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# he is giving her a bad case of bubbly chuff
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# You see what you did there was
you didn't hold open your compo for long enough.
Ooh er missus.
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# i made an executive decision
last time i do that
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# You lifted the mood and that's
never a bad thing
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# tomorrow, i may draw an octopus. or a crab.
i haven't decided yet.
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# octocrab
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# Break the mould,
do a jellyfish
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# i was thinking that, too
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# octocock
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# my shark film seems to have been replaced by soft porn
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# Blob
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# blobfish is too ugly :(
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# How about...
Terry the Turd Fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)
# no, he is johnny porktwats
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# TERRY THE TURD FISH!
or i'm not playing!
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# i will draw a brown fish tomorrow
and name him terry the turd fish, just for you
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# I fucking love you....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# as you should
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# Errrr.....
What colour was this fish then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# orange
or possibly terracotta
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# terracotta, is the best colour ever!
Come in b3ta.. what is you best colour?

- mictoboy! Only one best!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# fuck it, i've already drawn terry
i'll post him now
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# waits.........
........
......
....
..
zzzzzzzzz
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# Alfonso
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