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# An infinite loop of insults.

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Flamin' flamer flamin' flamin' flamer . . . etc . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# for(;true;), shirley?
Nonetheless, nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# for(;;)
and don't call him shirley
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)
# while(true)
*cough*
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I don't know what this means.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# The code repeatedly insults Debbie Gibson.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# 'Code' being the key word - I don't understand the language of programming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# But I've just told you what it does. So you know what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I have no idea who Carol Decker, Debbie Gibson or Susannah Hoffs are though.
So you're on your own there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I know who they are, and if I ever want to insult them (for all eternity) I'll know what to do, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# 10 print Debbie is a cunt
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Hi Lilly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# \/ Not Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Who is then, there are two now and I was sure you were one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I only have 2 nipples
and I haven't had internets all day
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# sorry was on site visit
have they been on today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# You are a terrible children's sit-on train made by Leapfrog
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# WFT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# haha
A toy train, long since relegated to the garage, that was given to our bairn. One of the things it shouts - very, very loudly - is "HI LILLY!"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# ^ This make no sence at all
Welcome to b3ta 7 years - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# are you confusing T'Pau with the Bangles?
change the carol decker bit to susannah hoffs and it would make more sense (to me anyway)
Did you change it or am I too drunk and utterly fucked off with the whole fucking world to notice the middle bit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:31, archived)
# It was always there.
Though you might be right that it would be clearer without Carol being on it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# just have a bitch fight between the Hoffs and Gibson
leave the lovely big faced Carol out of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# also... "dinnerbag"? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I see Carol Decker quite a bit in town
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# But does she see you, from your bush-based vantage point?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# is she working on that crockery stall still?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# nope
she owns a pub with her husband
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I'm glad someone got it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I've got a life-sized poster of carol decker. true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# If you see Carol...
... deck her!
(ymmit, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# is it Rihannas greatest hits
featuring Chis Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# "Close your eyes, open your arse, baby. let me slide it in you, can you feel it, like an internal flame"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# you should go to the doctors
A good antibiotic cream will clear it right up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I never took GCSE IT, I only learned Html.
So would this actually work?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I don't know if putting php in a chat window would work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Only if 80s Popstar Chat
has very lapse security settings.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Well Aneka found my email.
Turned out badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# arf!
Also, should we pronounce PHP as "pee aitch pee" or "fup"?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# "Philip"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Elizabeth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# that's very clever
too bloody clever if you ask me (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# you see
now everyone thinks this is a joke about the 80s.
Not a joke about 'flaming'.

Although it is a bit of both I suppose.

NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# On average...
..one time in seven this will break, with an undefined index error.

(AICMFP)

(nogber, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# You are right.
*hands five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# excellent
*relurks*
(nogber, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Funny that
I was singing "China in Your Hand" to myself this morning while ironing my shirt. And I realised I've absolutely no idea about what the song is trying to say. It seems like it's saying it's not worth having dreams because nothing good will ever come of them. Is that right?!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Don't Hassle The Hoffs


Not since the restraining order anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Shouldn't it be...
count($insults)-1 ?

Just saying, that's all!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)
# PHP - so 90s
Surely should have been Amstrad BASIC or something equally old. Like COBOL.
(I helped save b3ta! evilzenscientist, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)
# PHP ain't my strong point
But won't $i overflow at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Yes.
do { ... } while (true) may have been a better choice.
(nogber, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Oof!
Debbie Gibson is a complete slutDebbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete slagDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
Debbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbagDebbie Gibson is a complete slutDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete bitchDebbie Gibson is a complete spannerDebbie Gibson is a complete slagDebbie Gibson is a complete cowDebbie Gibson is a complete PHP Notice: Undefined offset: 6 in /Users/matt/Desktop/eternalflame.php on line 13
(mralston Matt, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Kiss it better...


Debbie Gibson is a complete cow
Debbie Gibson is a complete cow
Debbie Gibson is a complete bitch
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbag
Debbie Gibson is a complete slut
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerbag
Debbie Gibson is a complete bitch
Debbie Gibson is a complete spanner
Debbie Gibson is a complete slut
Debbie Gibson is a complete slag
Debbie Gibson is a complete dinnerba^C
(mralston Matt, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Well done
now go do some work
(ymmit, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)