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[challenge entry] Whiskers


Here's my entry, a very inspirational cause.

From the The Cat Survival Trust - Logo Challenge challenge. See all 115 entries (closed)

(Crayfish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, Crayfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Thanks
have been reading the newsletter for many years. This competition inspired me to join up and join in!
(Crayfish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Good on ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Usually people join up so they can find an outlet for drawing magenta cocks on things,
but well done all the same. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# welcome to b3ta..you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# we've got your children somewhere safe
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# can we burn him?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha :D
TJ: in other news apparently Marabak has just left Cairo
and Assange's lawyer is on his closing argument.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# yeah, apparently
with mass protests all over Cairo, Marabak decided it was time for a short holiday..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# and Assange's trial is getting kinky
with talk of toe sucking!

I'm enjoying court room/revolution twitters - better than stephen fry/Ashton Kutcher et al.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# he's been seen in Shark El Sheik
I wonder if he is going to hide in Israel! More likely Saudi Arabia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# it's gotta be somewhere close enough for him to drag his bags of money
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Awwww! You guys...
That's what you call a warm welcome.
(Crayfish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Friendly bit of advice.
Expect to not be entitled to an opinion in this place and to be abused on a daily basis.

That being said, welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# there speaks a man of experience
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# do you feel that you are being targetted in some way?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# *Griffy grooming initiative engaged*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# and how does that make you feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Kind of tickly in my special place.
No wait... that's you...GET OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# but we haven't finished our, erm, session yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Griffy, you smell like wet rope and ready salted crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# yes, it's the new Lynx
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Friendly bit of advice..you could
a. man the fuck up.
b. keep dishing it out, but you should expect it back 10 fold quite sharpish.
c. ignore what I said and continue to act like a flouncy tit.

I suggest a.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# abuse on a daily basis? Oh, alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Crayfish will be ok, seeing as he/she didn't
a) Post racist shit
b) Post an unshopped picture on /board in reply to a /talk boarder (we really don't care about /talk)
c) Fail as a noob
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Geoff...
You can not even imagine the immensity in which I do not give a fuck about you or your short sighted opinions. And with the being said, fuck off you complete and utter bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
#

now with added shop for spazzyb
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# OH LOOK!!!!
Is that an unshopped picture on the /board???

Well fuck me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Looks shopped to me
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# The tears have been shopped out of the pic.
It would have been too emotionally evocative otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# No, I think he made you look slightly less whiney
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Maybe they should comp an image to make you look less like a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# clever
i think we should all take a break and think about it
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Listen, flower
When you moan about being 'abused' it makes you sound like a cock.
Go & have a cup of tea & try to calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
www.pown.it/?uid=109
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# "I voiced an opinion in a civilised fashion"
Oh, did you now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Oh yeah, that's the way to make friends around here
Why not try a flounce instead?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10333262
(spanishfly 2, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# You, errrmm, cared enough to tell him though, eh.
That's something at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I can't imagine the immensity
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Haha, check out my immensity
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
# *squints*
sorry, it's not just my 'opinions' that are 'short sighted'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
# The flames are always there.
Waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# he's HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# This is most epic!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# corr that'a fookin' fab...never seen that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I was dreading this one, so I had the genius idea to adapt the Mortis body to save some time.
Then I started adding flames.
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# this is so awesome, i'm almost speechless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# This is rather grand indeed!
Do you think he gets an extra allowance off Judge Death for the fire damage to the uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# WYH+P!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# and a panowie?....corr :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Wowsers, that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# ...although flouncing is permitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
#
Take a look at /talk at the mo if you fancy a giggle
(spanishfly 2, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# With a name like Lilly Allen...
I instantly have the assumption that you are an automatic cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Ah, got bored of /talk and come over here to have a bitch have we?
And I love the way you automatically assume I'm talking about you.
(spanishfly 2, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Could it be anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# You call me a cunt, but I'm not the one calling people names on /talk.
What sort of a reception do you honestly think you're going to get?
(spanishfly 2, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Easy, tiger. We're not your enemies..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Is there a flounce going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# ^ I think SpazzyB is making friends
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# So I see..
I think there's a lesson here for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Don't say what you really think on the internet?
Or, never go on /talk?

Or, both?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I was going to say, "Never rub another man's rhubarb."
But either of yours will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Haha!
*Sings Roobarb and Custard song*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I think you're welcome to speak your mind on the internet.
And I would fully expect people of differing opinion to do exactly the same, occasionally in spectacular fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Well in that case....
YOUR ALL CUNTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Amen to that, Jeevesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# That's what I have done, I voiced an opinion in a civilised fashion.
I am not trying to change anything, just speaking my mind that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I would wear heavy plate, tread softly & carry a fucking massive stick on /talk, at all times..
.. luckily for me, I stay on /board and /links, where jeans, t-shirts and frying pans are the preferred armour of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I've never broke my /talk cherry...I'm waiting for that special cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# The replies on /talk are always better than the original threads.
And most of those replying never actually start threads, themselves.
Freaky scenes, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# You mean this smoking jacket,cravat,monocle and pipe are not acceptable?
Codswallop!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# careful now
you're getting me excited
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# that's *evening attire and well you know it

*also acceptable on a friday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# /talks shit?


*dives for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# In the same way I like the fact there are spiders in the shed, busy eating flies and things, I like the idea of /talk
It's good to know they're there, but I wouldn't want one to climb in my mouth while I was asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# >.<
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ^^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Ouchies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Welcome in b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Welcome my child
Pull upith a kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# woo!
8 out of 10 cats would prefer that one

welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Velcome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta!
TJ: On a seperate note, anyone think of a funny caption for this pic?


(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# David Miliband to star in Channel 5 black and white minstrel show remake
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# "Hey Bruce, those felt tip pens did say 'non toxic' didn't they?"

(Crayfish, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# "The date rape victim was doubly unlucky, as he was abused by his tailor too"
Or

"Date rapist was victim's tailor"
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Crossbow cannibal: new crime scene pictures released
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# "Though his friends would never know it, Peter was fully conscious throughout and
often used the memory of that time as a masturbatory aid."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# You must have misheard me.
I didn't say I wanted to see the size of your pens!
(spanishfly 2, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Morten Harket met a terrible end after escaping from the pages of a comic at the end of "Take On Me"..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# All dressed up and nowhere to go.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Wait a minute what does this say on the packet?
"Permanent markers" .... Oh Christ!
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:36, archived)