this is just fucking wrong!
put a shitload of chillies in my soup. went for a pee, now i'm burning!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:52,
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really?
not like a stick of liquorice?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 0:23,
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I'd love that!
Does no-one else remember the words of Batfink?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:30,
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For only brief minutes every year, the rare sighting of the Batfink mating ritual has finally been captured.
Waht is ordinarily a very shy flying ruminant, for this moment he has no shame.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 3:00,
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YOUR BULLETS CANNOT HARM
MY COCK IS LIKE A BASEBALL BAT READY TO BAT THEM BULLETS AWAY... or something
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 8:59,
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