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[challenge entry] 'Where's Will?' 'I thought you were going to let him go.' 'I thought you were.'

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# FI DOLLA!
Haha!

Edit: What are everyone's plans tomorrow then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I will be mostly going..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I hope it involves copious amounts of Bucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# good chance of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I shall be turning 33
on a boat in the Norfolk Broads, dressed as a pirate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Excellent :)
Early birthday wishes from Whato Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Dressing as a pirate on your birthday is truly a great thing
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Playstation,
which is gratefully offline for once and therefore guaranteed wedding free :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Unless you're playing
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# gave up on LBP
too many addons and too big a sandbox for what little time I have to play
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# going to the wedding
(herman:D, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Oh great!
Maybe we can meet up, I would love to see you there.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# love to fuck you there.
;D
(herman:D, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# What, Up the palace
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I bet her mimsy is palacial.*
*Although spacious but certainly not splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# It would be like dipping your cock into a bucket of wallpaper paste!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# o hai unfunny comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# CUNT = DESTROYED
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# This will cure cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I am going to work from home (as it's not a holiday here)
and watch the royal wedding on the telly.

Yes, that's right, I am watching it.

I love a good wedding me cos I can sing along with the congregation at the top of my voice.

Just as well DTH won't be anywhere nearby cos he out decibels me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# *sneaks up*
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAA!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# .
Prepping the films that I'll be showing at the Couldn't Care Less About The Fxxking Royal Wedding club night at Retro Bar in Manchester (from 9pm, 4 quid in).

Think I'll show some punk films, as I can't think of anything overtly anti-monarchist.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# rubbery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Mmmm Asian girls
Mmmmm.
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# And all who sail in them.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# phwoarrr eh, I like doing sex with girls, corrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Trying to imply my brother in law was gay recently, I said
"I prefer girls" to which he replied, "Personally speaking, I prefer women."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I love women but I hate females.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Have you tried Funny Girls in Blackpool...
It sounds like it would be right up your street!

EDIT: www.funnygirlsonline.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# My missus has been there.
I reckon that would be the worst acid trip EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# It's actually a very good night out...
you just have to go with the right state of mind...

Not that I am gay or anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Bloke In A Dress!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Misogyny is vastly underrated nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Calm down, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I always knew you were a bit of a perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# his quick wit exposed your latent paedo nature very effectively
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# You say "latent"
But I've felt this way ever since I can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# aaah the old "your gay" "but you're a peado" switcharoo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I bloody hate comebacks.
I once totally flattened a mate with a fantastic, witty comment, in front of quite an audience, and his response was, "Yeah?! Well ... I FUCKED YOUR MUM!" which brought the fucking house down.

To this day no one - including me - remembers what my original quote was.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Well, in fairness
I did...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# That doesn't make you unique.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# no, it made him HIV+
:(
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Give AIDS a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Maybe not.
But I made her multiple.

That's over the line, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# A broken hip doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# So...her times tables are really that weak?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# ^ It's just a shame none of them want to do it with you.
you A Vagabond
A Vagabond Me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Yes. Yes, I do - and the preference would be for the asian type.
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# At least he still has his boxers on..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)