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# I found one of these


The adults can have up to a 3ft wingspan and make a bone-chilling scream as they swoop. Usually found in small groups of about 6 or 8.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Holy Mother Of God...
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# FUCK SHIT!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
# 'small groups' ,, eek!
it looks so cute and cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I think there's one of these on my curtains
What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Stop taking drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# It's alright,
I caught it with a glass and a bit of paper and put it outside. It flew off and took the neighbours dog with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Cricket bats were originally made for that very purpose.
Holy shit, winged spiders is now my worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Cricket Bat you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# my cat eats them as often as he can catch them
I prefer to just pull the wings off
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# When I were a lad.
I used to pull the legs off things and chuckle at imagining a crane fly crash landing later. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# I think just about every boy does that to craneflies
it's part of the job description
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# If I catch a cranefly
I stuff it into the web made by the tube spider that lives in the wall of my shed.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Meals on wheels
er, wings. Fingers? erm...
I approve of insect charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:36, archived)
# It is what they are for, rubbish insects.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:27, archived)
# I'm told that they eat mosquitoes (these are also called may flies, right?)
Anything that eats mosquitoes is good to have around. They're kind of cute, too.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# No May flies are different., craneflies are often called 'Daddy long legs'
Look up Dragon fly larvae, they kill mosquito larvae and just about anything they can get hold of.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Craneflies don't eat anything, they just breed
or get fed to tube spiders. The larvae do the eating.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Kill it with things!



woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Fuck that is fantastic
*wants long-haired version*
*keeps kittens occupied*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Amazing.
My GF asked me whether it was real (she is quite smart but easy to tease too). Now she just thinks it's cute.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 11 May 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Christ almighty, that is fucking HORRIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:20, archived)