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# Not much time to make it look nice...

Apparently, the world is ending!
(I helped save b3ta! Maulkin, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Marvellous :D

Edit: My second favourite game ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# enjoying L.A. Noire? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I think today the levels of Police Brutality just suddenly rose.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Yup, no complaints here.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Even if the rapture did happen,
It'd be great to rid the world of some old zealots. If you're wondering about the sort who think they'll be raptured, check this site out (especially the FAQ): www.rr-bb.com/

edit: not the FAQs, I meant the posting rules: rr-bb.com/showthread.php?2-Board-Rules-amp-Guidelines-for-Posting
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I read FAQ and I thought I was 'Rapture-Ready' but it seems I didn't have Cookies enabled
*day saved!*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# ahhh ha ha!!
...so that's what it takes to get to the promised land
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Number seven is highly disturbing.
Number seven THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# On the note of [7],
we did a search for "Jesus Comets" and the only link was that board's rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# "Joke dreams are fine"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# ^ This
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 21 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Why are all bible-bashers homophobic anti-socialist, anti-liberalism right-wingers?
"[04] Defend the Faith and God's infallible Word, not the ways of the world or religiosity, homosexuality, liberalism, socialism, false translations, false theologies
such as Mysticism, Liturgical sacraments, deceptive cults, or other heresies. We believe in only one true gospel of saving grace through faith in one Jesus Christ
alone in His shed blood for our atonement,
Old Testament looked forward to God's provision of the sacrifice, New Testament looks back to God's provision of the sacrifice."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# The word of God: surprisingly like one's own opinion.
Sums them up fairly well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah I'm no expert on the bible but where does they state god hates Socialists and Liberalists?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Neither am I
but I find it odd the few tales of Jesus that spring to mind are of him giving, sharing, and otherwise getting angry at examples of human avarice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# You didn't read it carefully enough
You missed the notorious bit in Corinthians where Jesus was reported to say "And verily, a movement will arise celebrating men who lie with men and women who lie with women and they will cover themselves with rainbow banners and march through the cities of the world and this shall be a sign that the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand."

Or something.

De-RIS:

Camping has also said that "gay pride" and same-sex marriage are "a sign from God that judgment day is very near". "No sign is as dramatic and clear as the phenomenal worldwide success of the Gay Pride movement. In the Bible God describes His involvement with this dramatic movement … We will learn that the Gay Pride movement would successfully develop as a sign to the world that Judgement Day was about to occur," he writes.

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/20/the-rapture-judgment-day-us
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# He's a bit late then; by about two and a half thousand years
given the ancient greeks had a culture as homosexual as kingdom come. Though I doubt Sparta marched to war draped in rainbow flags
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Hey who needs rainbow flags when leather skirts and sandals are in fashion ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# THIS IS....oooh look at Frederic in his new tunic!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# That's only speculation
For all we know Sparta were *coated* with rainbows and everyone else just felt a bit embarrassed so they wrote it out of the history books.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# aparently, he hates liberalists because
we can make rational decisions and use reasoning , we don't need god to guide us.
prepare to be smited!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# *smitten
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I like how John Grant explains that sort of attitude...
"Jesus hates whatever you want him to, like coco puffs, red cars and Jews"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_sm-HOGGk4
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I wasn't aware of this song but this is fanstatic
cheers monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# What lovely people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 21 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# [09] is fantastic
The official rapture ready list of unreliable sources
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# if it fails to happen
it's, er, not the end of the world, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 May 2011, 12:32, archived)