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# that would be a better movie!
*awaits flaming from star wars fans*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# The Muppets managed to get a man on the inside for the sequel.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I love this
Star Destroyers for the win! Such a beautiful ship

should be Leia swimming though...
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Leia swimming pics are rarer than unicorn penis.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# CFL
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Don't worry
most of them will be shaking in apoplectic rage in the corner, unable to co-ordinate themselves into forming actual words.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# graaaaagghle
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# immphhhhhhuuuugggghhh
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# our neighbours 3 year old son is Star Wars mad
they were round our house recently and he was waving his light sabre around a bit too enthusiastically, so his mother told him off. He just looked to the ground and said "I have failed you, master"
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# This is brilliant
*clicks hard*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# straight faces were in short supply afterwards
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Awwww - Bless!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# that's brilliant!
did you ever see that clip of the girl being inducted into the dark side by darth vader at an expo?

Classic.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# ooh no - linky?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# sorry - thought it was very GC.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# classic!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# awww!
evil in her heart there is
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I love the story about Alec Guinness meeting an eight-year-old Star Wars fan
and making him promise never to watch it again.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# that's too mean.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I trust you gave him extra cake for that one!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
he was too busy throwing cheese footballs round for cake, as well as light sabering people
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# just read this
and all I can say is ahahahaha! :)
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# my response was going to be to lift up my t-shirt
and show my boobs.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# you keep a blooper real up your shirt?
Have yuou not uploaded it to YouTube?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# really? I mention boobs and you mention tv?
Check your cock hasn't fallen off.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# nope
he's still there - sitting on top of the barn
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# careful now.. that thing could go off!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *swoons*

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# this, of course, is what I meant to say
but I didn't want to come across all pervy..
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I prefer pervy please!
tbh.

I have to get what I can, when I can.

*frots*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# don't fret, petal
*offers shoulder*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Then I'll revert to the original *spluffs*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# *looks for hidden camera*
How did you know?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I don't know if I ever told you this
but mr b3th is a huge fan of your namesake, and also of the Rambling Sid Rumpole. This information is of no discernable use to you, but I was amused to recognise the name.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I have just learned something!
I didn't know about the JPG character!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# :)
Check this out
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# goodness!
If I ever have another child, I'm choosing a name from that list :D
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hehe...
Kenneth Williams at his very best. I sometimes feel as though I have sullied his legacy somewhat.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hehe
with The Count as C3PO, Mr Snuffleupagus as Jabba. Who else?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Beaker as Yoda
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# This is perfect!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ad a few fraggle rocks for the alliance
and we've got box-office gold!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# so much yes!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# A slightly older Miss Piggy.
You wouldn't have to change the voice then.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# No no no
The Count is fat too manly to be C3PO. You want Gonzo for that. Or Beaker. Beaker would make a good C3PO.

Also, have a Count:
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I'm moving house soon
and have had to go through the inventory for the landlady. Doing it like the Count is what kept me sane.

"One white bowl! TWO white bowls! Three white bowls! FOUR white bowls! AH AH AH ahhhhh". *tick*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# your definition of sane may not be the same as most other people.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Lully.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Animal as Chewwie
/obvious
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Maria as Leia
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)