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# Here we go, one hour to bid (unless you turn up to the Bash where you can bid live this evening!

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE CAT SURVIVAL TRUST/The upkeep of Nina the Snow Leopard and chums




To bid, Simply Gaz Riverghost your maximum bid for the artwork you want.
The auction will then take place this evening at the London Bash.
Winners will be notified as and when the Auctioneer can.
If you're not notified it's probably safe to assume you didn't win ;)

1. A sketch of Sequential Art character of your choice by JollyJack
2. A drawing of Andrew McDavies Doughnut doing what you want (within reason) by Thorsonofodin
3. A portrait of Sherlock Holmes by dotmund
4. A drawing of Thatcher in a grave by K3b/-\b
5. Noggin the Smug by The Twisted Omentum
6. A print of a chilly scene by claptonista
7. A zombification of YOU by Rev. Jesse
8. A Venetian mask by Clay
9. A carrot painting by Rev Jesse
10. A5 Line Art portrait of Gil Scott-Heron by HappyToast
11. Blackadder/Sausage A4 line art by HappyToast
12. A mystery Happytoast penis related drawing. actually fuck it, whatever the bidder wants me to draw (within reason/my artistic ability)
13. A framed print by Fanny Craddock
14. An awesome robocat plush by Fanny Craddock
15. The Twisted Omentum's awesome pub artwork - That's 12 pictures right there!!
16. A picture of YOU being mauled by Nina the Snow Leopard drawn by HappyToast
17. Sponsor a comedy sketch by Afinkawan!!! maybe get your name in there somewhere ;)
18. A drawing of a pair of labrador ducks by Colonel Boris
19. A signed Reflected Loaf print by The Magic of Chutney

We're still open to more artwork if anyone wants to contribute in the last minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# This is a very nice thing to do.

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I have my eye on 3 things
'noon, meneer
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Might be of no use to anyone but...
I can put up a specially written big cat themes comedy sketch. No promises but I should be able to get it performed by professional actors and send the mp3 to the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Or you could make your very own jukebox
from scratch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# that sounds like an awesome thing that could work well for the Trust
if a little complicated to get my head around right now.
Talk to Jahled, could it be something that the Trust could have on their website perhaps/use as an advert?

Can anyone bidding on it get their name in? is that ok? or similar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# erm...
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Yes I can put the winner's name in, yes happy for the trust to use it.
Also happy to do a personalised jukebox if someone wants to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# If you cant get professionals just get othe rpeople to do it and shop famous faces on
or masks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# I'll sign and frame one of my Reflected Loaf drawings and post out to anyone who wins it!
(might even include a battenberg!)

Edit: Ooooh blimey! I'm gonna feel bad now if one person wins over another :( [Good luck guys/gals]
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# ha ha :)
Put yer money down then fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Have dundid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# *Shoves TTO aside*
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edot: feck, I've put me bid in too late. I hope Ghostie accepts it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# so it's a fight you want then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# *hunts for massive spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# *deploys Spanginator*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Pfft
That is titchy compared to mine
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# what? the pan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Chutters
I am going to gaz you. Check in 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# cheat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Fear not, there is no skullderrgery!
all remains fair :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Au Contraire, Omey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Roger / Wilco / Over / Out
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Bidded!
Let the auction wars begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# wish I'd seen this earlier :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# stick a bid in anyway - I'm sure Ghosty wont mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# done
just on the offchance
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Actually I don't know if this is any use,
but I guess I could offer a print of this old thing which I can re-render in high resolution.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# That's lully
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# too late though, I guess :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Not at all
they are carrying on th eauction tonight - ask Happytoast or Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Oh BOLLOCKS. I missed this by a whole sodding hour..... :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sat 28 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Once again I have another reason to hate living in America.
I've missed this whole thing.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Always 8 hours difference. And I woke up in a knotted up state.





(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Is California a knotted up state then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
#
Knot any more. I just had three espressos.

Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# why
would i want any of that shite in my home?
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sat 28 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# because your home is shite and it would go nicely
:p
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# That's not really an answer though...
...more of a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sat 28 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
# no I've seen it
.....shite
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 28 May 2011, 21:14, archived)