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# Lest we forget...The 1965 Benidorm Landings
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Eau de humanity...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# That's the new perfume from the Beckhams, right?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Actually it's the perfume of the Hindenburg
someone did this for a compo and it was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah I've seen that one.
I was trying to extend the joke ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# :D doh!
I did love that one
was one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Indeed as was Oh the huge manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# In other cosmetic/conflict related news...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Another product in L'Oréal's new Ethnic Cleansing range
(Newshack is rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# It was horrible,
the German forces were all entrenched in their deck-chairs so Allied forces didn't stand a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# *Sings that old wartime favourite
"Yes, we're off to sunny Spain, y viva Espannyer"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# very nice
We brought them democracy!
We brought them liberty!
We brought them full English breakfasts, The Sun newspaper, Harry Ramsden's and Tetley's Bitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# ^ needs more Watney's Red Barrel
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
You are Mr Smoketoomuch AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
# "Torre-melinos! Torre-melinos!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz2LaJOVAiA
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# *throws up over the cuba libres*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# haha
I was already watching it with Polish subtitles!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pHbf60L2Zo

I am going to have to watch Live at the Hollywood Bowl again soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# haha!
and Carol?

Yes, I'd very much like to go upstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# and we brought them FIGHTING!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# PROPER FIGHTING!
topless beer-belly fighting!

And as for the men....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# :)
Mind those tank traps!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Worse thing was...
...they chose Happy Hour as the landing time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# FISHBOWLS!
The classiest cocktail IN THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I'll fucken fight the lot of ya....
*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# *steals chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Liberating the pool from the germans?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahaha! Crikey!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Haha, I never believed the Deckchair War actually happened
Until I witnessed the German Poolside invasion of Greece (Crete) in 2003! 'Orrible it was . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)