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# I have a particularly upsetting picture of my insides
which luckily for you I can't find right now, otherwise I'd post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
# my mum did a rather gruesome impression of Wolverine earlier this year
accidentally impaled herself on some rebar, 50 inches went into/through her arm, lengthways...

she was on the last episode of Bizarre ER a few months back, arm still fully working!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Ouch, mine was somewhat less extreme
and under more controlled conditions... here, I found it:

That little green fucker at the top nearly did me though.
It's fucking weird to see your own insides like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# nasty
This is her in the hospital with the bar still in (2 foot of it was cut off the end:

cut open (very gruesome)
cut open (even more gruesome)
healed scar

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Unholy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# :O
snikeys!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# she did make a bit of money selling her story to the guardian
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/09/impaled-by-my-own-sculpture

(oops, time flies, it was last year not this year)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# That's a very impressive scar.
Argh and yeah I started to read the article and had to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# yeah, ok..
I think you mentioned this once before, because I remember reading that article
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)
# I posted the guardian url to /links a long time back
and it was subsequently put in the next b3ta newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Yep, I remember too
We all congratulated your mom on being so hardcore, and a fine artist as well.
(That photo caption quote sounds a bit risque, if taken out of context!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)
# fucking emo
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# don't you mean "fucking impressive emo"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I fucked an emo once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)
# In the gash?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Nope, but I bet it's tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Jesus fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:21, archived)
# Impressive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Nice touch
Did they draw the arrow on to help them figure out which arm has the ENORMOUS FUCKING REBAR sticking out of it?
(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm not letting anyone get quite that intimate with my interior again in a hurry if I can help it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Congratulations on not being dead.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I can't really claim the credit for it.
Haha quite the opposite in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Yeah.
You're lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# All's well that ends well
Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 4:50, archived)