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As it's riot Monday night and I have a duty to provide nekkidness, have a picture of my gash (linked as NSFW, obviously).
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:27,
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Not a picture, and it takes an awful long time to load so open it in a new tab,
but this nearly made me feel sorry for the filth:
yfrog.com/0wtduz
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:33,
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yfrog.com/0wtduz
It was a lot more impressive a few days ago.
Shortly after I'd driven my bare shin into the corner of the open oven door.
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:37,
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I feel your pain, man.
I went on some innocuous-looking dodgems the other week, and five minutes later limped away with an already-ruined right leg and what I suspected to be a shattered sternum.
Nobody told me dodgems are hardcore now!
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:45,
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Nobody told me dodgems are hardcore now!
Ow ow ow ow ow.
Last time I did dodgems was a few years back for a work do. Booze and dodgems are not a great combination....
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:54,
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I have a particularly upsetting picture of my insides
which luckily for you I can't find right now, otherwise I'd post it.
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:44,
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my mum did a rather gruesome impression of Wolverine earlier this year
accidentally impaled herself on some rebar, 50 inches went into/through her arm, lengthways...
she was on the last episode of Bizarre ER a few months back, arm still fully working!
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:51,
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she was on the last episode of Bizarre ER a few months back, arm still fully working!
Ouch, mine was somewhat less extreme
and under more controlled conditions... here, I found it:
That little green fucker at the top nearly did me though.
It's fucking weird to see your own insides like this.
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:56,
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That little green fucker at the top nearly did me though.
It's fucking weird to see your own insides like this.
nasty
This is her in the hospital with the bar still in (2 foot of it was cut off the end:
cut open (very gruesome)
cut open (even more gruesome)
healed scar
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:04,
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cut open (very gruesome)
cut open (even more gruesome)
healed scar
she did make a bit of money selling her story to the guardian
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/09/impaled-by-my-own-sculpture
(oops, time flies, it was last year not this year)
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:08,
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(oops, time flies, it was last year not this year)
That's a very impressive scar.
Argh and yeah I started to read the article and had to stop.
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:10,
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yeah, ok..
I think you mentioned this once before, because I remember reading that article
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:16,
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I posted the guardian url to /links a long time back
and it was subsequently put in the next b3ta newsletter
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:41,
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Yep, I remember too
We all congratulated your mom on being so hardcore, and a fine artist as well.
(That photo caption quote sounds a bit risque, if taken out of context!)
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 5:29,
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(That photo caption quote sounds a bit risque, if taken out of context!)
Nice touch
Did they draw the arrow on to help them figure out which arm has the ENORMOUS FUCKING REBAR sticking out of it?
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:15,
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Hahaha
I'm not letting anyone get quite that intimate with my interior again in a hurry if I can help it.
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:08,
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