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# You don't need to oil it if you stores it in sweet sweet hay!

Edit:bugger, this was meant to be a reply to Afinkawan's down there, still odd though it may be on its own I'll leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Woo!
That keeps it dry and well cushioned.

Nothing worse than a hammer which breaks mid-knurdle.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I like to oil mine anyway.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Damn Tooting!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# sensible advice
 
I SHALL PROCURE A PENNYWORTH OF HAY FORTHWITH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# FOR SOME HEROIN TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# yay for herion!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Still no Spiderbaby, spinning cat or tunnel of goats
I'm crestfallen :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Do you know, I don't think I've ever knurdled cheese. Is it difficult?
I don't think I've ever knurdled cheese. Is it difficult?Further questions open to everyone:

What happened to Captain Howdy?
Why are people picking on Wobbly Bloke?
What's your favourite colour?

Edit: Keep your answers coming in I'll put them on a chart for clarification.

Here are the results so far. They'll automatically update if more answers are added.
I'm not a mathematician but even I can see that these are inconclusive. Interesting that everyone's favourite colour is actually brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Never knurdle a cheese with your nob unless you have protection and certificate from H&S
1. No idea (Herman:D knows but ain't telling)
2. No Idea (I suspect Herman:D knows but ain't telling)
3. No Idea (Herman:D stole my colour chart)
4. Spiderbaby
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I would suggest you start small and work up to really big cheeses
And...
1. Don't know, it was all mysterious and cryptic.
2. (see answer 1)
3. Battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# As a beginner, make sure you knurdle at a registered event
with the correct officials.

that way you know that if you get into any trouble, the ref will give a quick blast on his ocarina and someone will be there to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# red
NO! BLUE!

AAaaarggghhhhh.............
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# well
1. dunno
2. cos
3. some sort of green "hue"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Knurdling cheese is an exact science. It can be dangerous. Start with Nurdling and work your way up.
1. Have been on holiday and didn't see Captain Howdy's exit till now. Hope he's okay.
2. Starts "Leave Wobbly Bloke Alone" Campaign.
3. Brown, brown and brown but not necessarily in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# before you know it, it'll be nurding fights
and then everyone'll be kung fu nurdling
while the milk is curdling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Will it be Louise Nurding fights?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# in THE NUDDY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Right, let's see...
1. I have no clue whatsoever - Sorry
2. I'd guess it's the vector-y things don't agree with some. The replies are wonderful sometimes though :)
3. Heliotrope
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I'm going to reply here,
to thank you all for your kind words.
As a few of you mentioned, I try to make these different every day and inject a little humour where I can. These are not just posted for the hell of it and can take me a few hours to do.

I am sorry they may have been a little boring this week, I had to knock them all out quickly prior to going away and will be back home today.

I love the comment about deleting your history once you have researched the days VAG's. I have to do the same...

THANK YOU B3TA - I LOVE YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:08, archived)
# Vote for WB! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# *covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)