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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Just a small-ish vote this week:

- Chat-up lines. What have you used or seen used? Did they work, or did you go home, wanking and crying?

- Overheard Secrets. I used to be a barman, and stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife

- Exam results. Did you get any/how much have you lied about them to get by in life?

- Naughtiest thing you did at school. Yeah, the illicit book run on the outcome of School Fight Club wasn't my finest moment.

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Closes around 1pm, or when a clear winner emerges
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Don't struggle, I've got a knife.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# "that's not a knife..."
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# "I see you've played knifey-spoony before"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# BEEE- EEEER?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# :(
Man, I wore my Lucky Blue Coat special too.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# roses are red, violets are blue...
Ive got a knife, get in the van.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Overheard secrets is MILES ahead after 1 vote!!!!111!!!
EDIT: Oh bit late there barb.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# i'm going to wait until there's a clear winner and then vote for that one
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm going to desperately try to give less of a shit but I suspect it's not possible.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Overhead secrets
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# It's a tricky concept, I realise
but you vote by clicking on the poll not by replying here.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# overhead *whoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Is that when you keep things under your hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# [PLACEHOLDER]
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Jammers, I've broken my thumb so am "off games" for 6 weeks
what does JMG recommend for keeping fit when competitive contact sports are out?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I guess pretending to be The Fonz is also out of the question, if your thumb isn't in play.
That's a pickle.
Thankfully, shouting at fat people to get off the internet and get into the sunshine takes little effort thumbwise.

Take this spare time to make the internet a better, less chubbier place. Build a better Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# [THIS SPACE FOR RENT]
/mercenary
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# [WILL WANK FOR MONEY]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# *offers tuppence*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# mmmmm tuppence!
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I quite like the Chat Up lines ....
Having been privy to some fucking belters...
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# would you like a wormdo?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# He he he he
Not biting...
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I voted for the least popular choice.
Cos that's what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I do that too
but sometimes it backfires when that one becomes popular
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Lots of people must do the same.
Case in point - Jedward.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
Pers
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# YEAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)