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[challenge entry] Well, someone must find it sexy.


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Genuine cake baked for me by friends for my 22nd birthday. They also rigged it so when I opened the door, a sugar mouse dropped into the cake from the ceiling, activating a pressure pad in the bottom of the cake which caused a computer to start making sexual noises via text-to-speech. I know some strange people, but it's better than knowing normal ones...

From the Sexy Everyday Objects challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(wolf_ie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# very true
and click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# " I know some strange people, but it's better than knowing normal ones..."
Amen to that....

And given the effort they went to to think/rig all that up I would consider them top mates :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Oh, they are! The previous year was Cake-thulhu... tasty, tasty evil from the Dawn of Time.
(wolf_ie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# OH FUCK....
MY EYES!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY EYES!!!

EDIT: Are Audi having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# its amazing how one man's gross act of perversion
can inspire so much passion and creativity :-D

*Awaits Goatse: the motion picture starring George Clooney with arse effects by stan winston studios*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)
# A veritable fountain of inspiration.

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Goatse thread?
If you insist.




erm...there must be more...

edit: and nice cake OP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Do "inspired by" pics count?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# stretching things
slightly. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
that cash machine one is ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)
# thanks
I was tempted to start putting price stickers on machines. I would become the new 'trainers hanging from telephone wires' which people would have to look up. Real word linking to shock site. ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe not an everyday thing unless you're fat or want to be.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I see your chocolate and nut cake CDC and raise you
a power washer and dirty concrete CDC

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Mine was shaved...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)