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# No reason. I just like cows
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# the size of a cow
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# in other news...
where's the cunting newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue495/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# in other, other news
ta
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# WONDERSTUFF
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Can it be milked?
My one can...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# awwww
top shop! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Pub lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# oo!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# hahah! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THAT!
* CLICKS HARD

*robs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# This is a thing of wonder & loveliness.
you've been *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# things like this are ace *click*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Can you even grasp it's methane emissions?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# You should see the Pats.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# methane is a gas, you can't grasp gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Still
can you imagine applying flame when it drops one, you would take out half of Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# half of europe, you say?
*googles livestock auctions*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
#
Stop being so defeatist.

Grasping gas is easy, you just need to run around chasing said gas and flap like a mong. In public.

It's better if you've got an official uniform with an official "Secial Gas Grasper Of The Year 2010" medal of course, because otherwise you'd look strange.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# that's a lot of cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# it looks just like a a telefunken U87......
you'll love it!

(Nice cowage!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# *googles*
whert?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# with leather!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# that is one fucking huge cow
it's like a James Herriot wet dream
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GRAVY BOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Dont we all
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# what a handsome cow!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# *hands tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# * passes to Griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
#
A rival for the White Horse at Ebbsfleet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Horse_at_Ebbsfleet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Looks like they forgot to remove the price tag
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)