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# Happy 10th birthday!
Manley thanks you.

[EDIT: A fucking image, you cunts:



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(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Okay, I REALLY did not put that in a new post, I REALLY pressed reply.
I even had the preview and HT's image there above the box as I typed it.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Yeah, whatever, you cunt.
Fucking hamtoucher.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Okay, sorry, I'll make a fucking picture.
Jesus!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# or just delete this
you big attention seeker ;P
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Yes, I could do that.
Serious question:

If I delete this, will the post I bump off the page be returned or will the page just be shorter?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# I think the page is briefly shorter
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# just leave it
10 years ago we wouldn't have cared
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# they're all coming!
it's the Rapture!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I know where we keep Baz
careful
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# It is Canada, isn't it.
The plastic, plastic yank
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# It's old geezers Zombie time!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Fuck me!
Hello Tino.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Hello everybody.
My profile pic is broken.
I can't be arsed to fix it.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Just as well
as it would be a lie these days. YOU OLD BASTARD!
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# are we sure it's 10 today
that doesn't sound right to me.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ok, well, this one
there was a steam powered one
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I remember the board when manley wasn't a hamtouching cunt
wait...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# No you don't.
I have always been like this.

I only coined 'Hamtoucher' in '94, but that does not mean I was not one.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I know
and thanks for the timely reminder that you coined the term.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# It's been nearly 3 hours.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
I was under the impression that "Hamtoucher" is an abbreviation. The full term is "Hamtoucher, the word modestly invented by Manley"
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# *I like this*
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# i remember when he was Lord Manley of Venn
and then got banned or something for touching someones ham.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# i joined 3 months after it came online.
what have i done with my life?
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# You fucked that fat woman from Bromley.
That's something, at least.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# i don't think i've ever been with anyone from bromley
so it couldn't have been me.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# You remember.
She was the girl with the strap-on and the Chloroform.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)
# still drawing a blank
but it could be that day i woke up in a run down hotel on a bathtub full of ice, minus a kidney and with a sore arse.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Curiouser and curiouser...
41 years, 8 months and 11 days

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1

Yep. b3ta predates the internet worldwide web by a clear couple of decades...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha!
Interesing to see the first post:
www.b3ta.com/board/1


no fucking picture or anything - bloody L-platers.... ;D
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Well, not b3ta
just buttercup

(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I remember that bug.
Loads of people got really old dates - some got old numbers too - deleted user numbers were being used up (God was created as well, IIRC).
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# He's no. 3, and has been a member forever.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# But he has not.
He was created initially by Milt when he had the FP and had been banned (and thus had the capability of fucking up the FP).

[EDIT: Not BY milt, but for that purpose]
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Holy gosh,
that reminds me of that old 'I remember when all this was fields' page that used to get linked to every time someone mentioned how long they'd been on b3ta...
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Gosh
has it really been that long?

I've been loving the old time lurkers coming out :)
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# really I need Rob to go into the pumps and wires
and delete the fuck that is just "Matt" and never posted.
(, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)