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I had a tuna mayo roll, with Cheese and Onion crisps.

Crisps inside the sarnie, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Nothing
I am fat as a whale.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# WHALES AREN'T FAT!!!
...just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# It was my b3taday yesterday
am I older than b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I've just hit
14 stone. For a man short of 6ft I am considering this a bad situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# 8 oz Boomburger
with shredded lettuce, raw red onions, Cheese, Bacon, French's, Heinz Red and little mayo.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that.

EDIT



...in spite of the fact that I can't stand ketchup respect for at least making it Heinz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)
# EDIT: \o/
Seriously, no room left for chips.
But, I'll log that for future reference.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Just googled boomburger to find out more about it.
Saw this...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# that's milt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# They Steam-melt the cheese on to the burger. It's a nice touch. and it's a lot more yellow than in that photie.
They really are rather nice. And they have proper French's mustard, too.

Edit: in more cheese related news, they might have been using a custom-made one from a place just by London Bridge, which is a sort of a cross between Halloumi & Cheddar, and is fantastic.

*goes off to look for the link*

Edit Edit: Sort of like this but not that *actual* one

A better link to them is this one: www.hamburger-me.com/2011/09/boom-fast-fresh-burger-co-leather-lane.html
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# well...
Nutrition is the provision, to cells and organisms, of the materials necessary (in the form of food) to support life.

Lard still counts! even paper has "some" nutritional value.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# eeeew
that is fucking clarty


(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# spaghetttii
posh, not out of a tin.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# With what accompaniment?
Details, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
a tomato sauce with roasted green pepper and bacon.
olive oil, black pepper and Parmesan atop
..thyme was a bad choice of herb, didn't sit with the bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Braw-ish.
You'll be wanting basil in place of that thyme methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# i dont get these
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# There's not a great amount to get.
now have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I had a BLT
and a pint of semi-skilled milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# A perennial classic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Milt?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# He probably does mean 'Milt'
*bokes*
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# double boke
tajithechef.com/sushi/wp-content/uploads/milt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Oh christ... there goes lunch.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Got Milt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I liek milt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Keynes loves it, the dirty, fishy, bukkake economist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I'm on the dry heaves now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# haha
It's like Facebook all over again

Heinz Mexican flavour beans on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Ooo you can get Mexican flavour beans?
Cool. I find it very tedious adding fresh Mexicans every time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)
# sweet chilli tomorrow I expect
www.heinz.co.uk/ourfood/beans/flavouredbeanz/heinz-mean-beanz-mexican
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# a tomatoey pasta meal i made weeks ago that i found in the freezer
followed by two freshly baked scones with jam and whipped cream

washed down with a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Can't beat a freshly baked scone.
As long as it rhymes with 'gone' rather than 'bone'.

Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I am too angry to eat!!
Plus I get free curry later on! Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)
# You must calm down and at least have a light snack.
Fluctuating blood sugar levels will only serve to exacerbate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# YAY!
chicken wrap, pom bear crisps and some home made flapjack.

and a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# porn bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Pom Bear crisps are a new one on me...
Are they an acceptable substitute for having chips with that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I had...
Tomato & basil soup, a honey and muesli yoghurt and a can of diet coke.

So there.
(Snowflake, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Top marks for retaining the H in "yoghurt"
...which it would seem the entire dairy industry has decreed is superfluous to requirements.

This strikes me as a very healthy and nutritionally balanced meal. Are you sure you're on the correct web forum?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# 2 1/2lb beefburgers with mustard and brown sauce
followed by a bowl of Shreddies and a whopping mug o' tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Braw!
Have a wafer thin mint with that!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Yay!
a bit of a weird lunch today - an activia yoghurt, a "skinny" ginger muffin (I guess they call it that so people can convince themselves a cake is healthy, even though it clearly isn't) and a very large black large coffee (and I can still only have crappy decaf).
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# haha! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
Toasted muffins with greengage jam, packet of crisps, two plums, a kiwi fruit and a nature valley crunchy bar. Oh, and a cup of tea with two sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Bit light on meat content, but very acceptable nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Ham & tomato on a sesame-seed baguette
salt 'n' vinegar crisps
3 pints of Taddy lager

woo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# 3 pint lunch?
BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# My manager has mumps :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Ouch!
Assuming your manager is past puberty that's no trivial matter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# She's female
I've already had it and the only other man in the office already has a daughter

So hopefully it'll all work out
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ahhhh...
Those were t'days...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)