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# You can all blame the prodge's sig for this
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# good job Prodge wasn't talking about Allah
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Same god, different book.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# there is more than one book?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# not to muslims
Jews, Christians and a variety of other religions are recognised as "people of the book" and are therefore not infidels. Trufax.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Muslims recognise dozens of holy books, including the Gospels, and the Torah.
They just think theirs is the best, same as every other religion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I think it's a bit more complicated than that
Muslims recognise Jesus as a prophet, but not as the messiah
Let the Life of Brian quotes begin...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# They believe the truth in the books has been tainted by translation and retranslation, and by not being the true word of god. They still recognise them as holy books.
The Qu'ran is still in the original arabic, and was dictated by angels as the direct word of god.

Muslims also recognise Adam, Moses, Jona, and all the other Prophets, thousands of the buggers. Literally thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# very true
it's like a universal monotheism. Everyone is included.

But monotheism is still shit
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# everyone wants a piece of Jesus
muslims, christians, jews. Even sikhs. A sikh I know well once said, as a joke, "Jesus was a sikh because he had long hair". Based on my hairstyle, I requested a turban.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# this..........we don't want no fatwas
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# I like the elephant one..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# All hail Elmer
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# ahahaha top silly
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# looks better that alanis morrissette
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Dogma is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# And I don't know what you're talking about. Alanis is an even prettier horse than Sarah Jessica Parker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
# so do I
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# ^ Would
Is that the wrong thing to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Yes. Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Lovely
The eyes scare me a little though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Well, she IS God.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I wouldn't really drown an animal
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# No one ever remembers the Old Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# there's good eating on one of those
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Chuthlu calimari? Heathen, Heretic, and other stuff starting with H
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Horrible
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Horticultural
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Ahahahah, Sundrop fhtagn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Yes coz he is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# haha aaawk dry yer eyes ya fucking pleb!

see on the grander scheme of things tae worry about in the toilet pan of life
you wouldn't even be a splatter mark fae ma last shite..away and chase yerself!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)