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# A little voice in the back of my head keeps telling me to stop.
Then a little B3tan comes along and beats the shit out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I rather like this :)
Dunno whether I should, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# He found the dirt
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# b3ta's very own Horatio.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# is this a csi miami reference?
if so, you're B&!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# *sits down* sorry sir. Won't do it again sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# just think about what you doing, please!
LV and NY, to a lesser degree, are ok.
miami though...... argh!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I only watch for the shitty pun at the beginning then turn over. It is indeed wretched compared to those two.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I had a novelty finger once

I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# did it burn your neck?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# No, but I can't help repeating I'm going to FRANCE too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# france is nice
well, a bit of it is
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad!
Who's going to be doing the free fingering?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# do not misunderstand me!
pssst... she's back by the way. baton down the hatches
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I do, I'd literally just finished reading this
www.b3ta.com/board/10557059
*gets with the plot*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# that appears to be a very brief synopsis.
there were screams of "you die, rebel!" and so on and such forth.
i think she may very well be very unwell
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# i got funding approval for air con in the b3ta bunker
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Wait, you've got your very own Mental Oriental here on /board?
Man, I'm moving over here for a bit.
:D
LET THE Ding-a-like COMMENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# "baton down the hatches" is one of my inexplicably favourite phrases
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# 'baton down the hatch' is what I like to say before receiving fellatio.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# This is most excellent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# revolution shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# The revolution will be tshirtvised.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
quality, i'll order a ton
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# now my shirt a guy on another forum made it
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I'm impressed we've replaced 4chan and ED in their drama-whinge sig on deviantArt
"b3ta people are Bad people. (worst two)
Michael Ellis [link]
Paul P [link]"
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Really?
RESULT
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
#
↑
"He exposed my information. It's inception."

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/journal/44642652/#comments
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I exposed their publicly-available information
INCEPTION ENGAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHM!
(random inception noises)
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER! BWAAAAAAAARRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Ok, which of you silly people has made an account called "DontMisunderstandMe"?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# RATTLEHEAD!
that's who my money's on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# i'd say ellis18
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# ah, yeah, good call
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# That was a bit blunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahah christ
now - do I look at the paedo rape stuff (which I don't really want to) so that I can condemn it or shall I just condemn it without actually seeing it (which makes me Anne Diamond)?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# It's all been removed from her public gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hurrah/bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# i'm saving this link.
i want to see how it goes and how many other mentalists may be coming this way. so far there's just the one symapthetic, but no doubt bat shit crazy, mogwai looney. long may it remain this way
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# "They followed me home. Can we keep 'em?"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# only if you promise to drown them in the river when you're finished with them
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# RELEASE THE CUNTCLONES ON THIS PHUCKER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Oh, I just love the extended display of cluelessness in that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# They are bad people they are racist and tentacleist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# An unqualified win for b3ta! Hurrah! *cracks open bottle of vodka*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I'm not a bad person
ok, when I had that extinct volcano lair with the nuclear missiles in it I was a little naughty, but then MI6 sent some guys around with high vis vests and helmets and also a book on health and safety procedures so I was all "oh no! lol, error of my ways" and I sold it to the american government so they could use it to teach people about freedom or something.. anyway, I'm all nice now, though sometimes I drive over orphans in the road in my Range Rover because well, old habits! hah :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha
NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'm seriously gonna make this into a shirt and peddle it on Zazzle XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# and on the back
"don't misunderstand me"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# DO NOT
misunderstand me!

i'd buy one
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# It works on 2 different levels
You might get some Monty Python customers too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Go for it, man. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Excellent!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Putting the esoteric back into b3ta. That would genuinely make me laugh out aloud if I spotted that out and about.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# You do realise that every bush you walk past will now rustle just a little bit louder than you're going to be comfortable with?
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I am loving this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# it'd be really fucking insane if a load of these were sold
and people would have no fucking idea wtf they meant out in the real world
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# "Ordinary" people have their soap-operas....
...recently I have had "The JJ Saga".
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)