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# just had a cheeky dubey

I have been staring at my dvd collection trying to get inspiration for comp, but instead i just drew this on paint...
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# You're quite keen on cannabis
aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I think I would be too, if it wasn't illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I'd like for it to be legal but I don't smoke
so I would insist on it being baked into a number of yummy confectionery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# YES
I made it with angel delight not so long ago
it wasnt very nice :(
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I once tried masking the taste of magic mushrooms by mixing them into macaroni cheese.
It failed. Some kind of synergy with the cheese made it taste even more like mushrooms than mushrooms do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# hahahah
never would have thought of that.... I have only ever done them in a tea brew... but on the plus side I thought I could roll uphill
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Have you tried smoking them?
Me and a couple of friends tried it out of curiosity.
It's hard to describe the effect, it's quite mild, but we agreed that it made us feel 'better'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# haha no i havent!!
they've always been soggy as shyte, but I might dry a few and give it a go, tis the season after all!
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# In a pipe seems to work best, as long as they're properly dry.
btw - are they out yet? I moved to midwales relatively recently and it suddenly occurred to me the other day that I should go and look for some.
I haven't found any but then I haven't had any for years and years so it might be for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# im in north wales
and theres a small church up by us, we'll go about mid october, is usually good after a bit of rain (might be a bit later this year though) my mate's hippy dad sold us some from last year and me and the (then) mrs went camping, never shut the door on a tent on mushies...
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I would be freaked enough on discovering the tent had a fucking door.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# hhahaha
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Never had magic mushies I know there is one type called Liberty Caps
but as I had no idea what they actually look like I steered well away from picking wild mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# IM GOING TO DESIGN AN APP FOR THAT
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# haha I think that would be possible even :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# They have a nipple on top, like this:

The cap gets paler as it dries.
If you break the cap very carefully, you can see a kind of cling-film effect over the top of the cap.
And the roots turns a bit blue a while after it's been picked.
If you've not had them before, don't have more than about 30 brewed like tea.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# and keep rebrewing them untill the water runs clear, then drink them all one after the other without any regard to how much your going to regret it in about half an hour
good drawing btw
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# thx, you can use it for your app
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
59p
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
#
gawker.com/5552500/shrooming-cage-fighter-ripped-friends-heart-out-and-face-off-allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# good lord...
i was about to go to bed but i might not now
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Just don't take a knife up with you....
The Mrs. will go spare if you remove her heart and tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# hahahah
might stop her banging on about work for ten minutes tho :-/ swings and roundabouts...
(men boles Benea, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# SHe'll probably tell you your cutting her wrong if shes anything like my Mrs.
Please don't missunderstand me
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# allegedly
top comment:
@se7a7n7: Unfortunately, in my experience I always got one or two of those "death caps", you know the ones that destroy livers?
It added a nice punch to the high, but you had to make a point of puking them up at the end of the evening so you didnt die in your sleep.

Good times...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# What a lovely world that would be.
It does annoy me that I risk arrest and a criminal conviction for smoking weed (if I did) that makes me relaxed and silly.
Yet I can buy as much booze as I like which can sometimes make me a bit of a twat. (yeah, yeah, more of a twat than usual)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# nails it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUqX07JX_3c
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# best comment..
'Which pixel is the street or whatever.'
haha
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# shit quality video of the night award goes to...
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE HOGGING THE BOINKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# umm
it's quite nice :D works well to finish a monday off too!
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# been there done that got the tshirt, and the memory loss
(I had one with Forghorn Leghorn saying "I say, skin up there boy")
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# the memory loss is the only thing that kicks my cunt in...
been doing it for ten years or so and my memory, short term and long term, fucked off a long time ago... but i'd love that T shirt
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# The fine, young variety
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Am i the only B3tan
that doesn't do drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# What, none at all?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Well,
alcohol, tobacco and Toilet Duck; but who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# that stuff drives me round the bend
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# hahahah
snorted
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# do suppositories count?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# No, they have no numeracy skills of any kind.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# ker-ching
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Worst of all the MB games
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# that was
ker plank
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# You're thinking of Pop-Up Pirate
and that was Tomy anyway, dammit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# you're all wrong
it was the flying scotsman. and it was by Hornby.
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# The Horny Gay Flying Scotsman, Ben D'oeur.
I heard he went to India hoping to find a monsoon.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I keep reading it but my brain is shuddering under the fuck :-/
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# achievement unlocked.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# hahahaha
im enjoying tonight, not sure if its coz of the dube, not sure if its coz of the fuck shuddery, but alls i knows is i havent laughed like this since i was a little girl
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# You ARE freaking out. MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
the power of b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Nope
Wait... does Ibuprofen count?
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Again, ibuprofen is not noted for an aptitude in any mathematical context.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Depends if you smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I don't do them
but then I .. well

don't seem to need them.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# do prescribed ones count?
i need a few to keep breathing...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# What is this? Mathematical counfounders night? No, no drugs of any mode of distribution have skills in abstract summation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I did mean
the illegal kind, but I'll leave the question open for comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# ive heard about them...
i have an inhaler too, that keeps me breathing, and yet i smoke... its topsy turvy world over here
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# just a few...
salbutamol (doesnt do anything) inhaler, steroid inhaler (works for about 3 minutes), nasal spray (smells like flowers apparently), antihistmarines (i have 145,000 allergens where joe average has 1400), steroid tablets for when my lungs shut down (twice a year on average), nasal cream to stop my nose bleeding from the nasal spray
Last bout of lack of breathing saw me in hospital for a week... dont remember the first three was drugged upto the eyeballs

G'nite y'all
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# good lord
in my day, you'd have been taken round the back of the shed and shot
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I do alcohol that's a kind of drug
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# See above
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# You might not know it, but this chick was busted for pot in 1943
So was the drummer. It's oldie stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMsCMMeWBg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# random
..after a reluctant make out session in a car, a girl begins to suffer from intense bleeding from the eyes- and subsequently vomits out what appears to be most of her internal organs.

guess the movie..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# CORONATION STREET: XMAS SPECIAL 1998.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# to piratebay!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# The ill-fated American Pie/AKIRA crossover.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Rita, Sue & Bob Too!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# oof
hard to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Ahh, the film that lives out Thatcher's Britain for me, because I wasn't there :) How fucking grim it must have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Let me run this one past you, get the creative juices flowing. :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTpO2SD7XpY
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# YOU CAN SHIT IN MY KETTLE ANY TIME
I love the twin! go under the name of shitzngigglez on the 'tube and I have a few of his and cuntinghams vids on there, rubber johnny... is all.
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Ahh, Rubber Johnny's fucking ace :D the music goes all too well with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# I had another idea, but couldn't work out how to make effective use of it:
A small bottle of liquid metal mercury sold as a Terminator 1000 action figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# hahah
iseewhutyoudidthur
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)