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# Evening, b3ta.
Have these two curiosities from my trip back to Manchester today.



Click for boobies (Obvs NSFW)

Something I sketched on the train, and coloured just now. Fancied doing something a little more risque...



Saw this outside Manc university. Subtle? Fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# FOITS!

* Foxes with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Furry alert!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Ducks aren't furries they are downies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# You are ricky gervais
Aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Ducks with tits......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Ducks with Tits was one of Bovine's classic
Superhero comic strips.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# It's fairly good from our local takeaway too....
Much better than the duck with orange sauce anyway ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Ducks have feathers not fur!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Who gives a shit when your fucking them from behind because they have tits......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# SCENIC!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Ducks have mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# dux r evil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# :(
Poor kitten; I doubt it had anything to do with the sad demise of the old lady at the end of your street
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I glued Italian bread crumbs all over the cat's body
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# You evil, evil man
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ANGRY DUCK VIOLENCE PRON


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# EVERYTHING is porn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# There is something about ducks which I love
Madness probably. Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I agree with you about the water margin.....
I used to record it on my tape player with the microphone next to the tv speaker..... and listen to it all week long untill the next episode....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# WHY isn't it repeated
Yet we get Gavin and Stacey almost 24/7?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Probebly because........
No matter how good we think we remember it was (And it did rule my life at that age, off down the woods every day in the 6 weeks holidays, atacking nettle patches with sticks, pretending I was Lin Chung...."
If we saw it now, we would probebly think it was shit...
Although I'd love to see it again....
you can get it on DVD if you interested....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I might invest, come payday.
"The ancient sages said, to achieve wisdom is most difficult for the man cursed with cleverness. The bravest tiger is first killed."

It was like learning to talk with Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha.... I'd love it if Moggy was your comedy account..! ;-)
Do a Jonny Cash instead, and youtube it "One piece at a time"..!

I remember youtubing the opening title, can't find the one I looked at now, but someone had quoted "and who is to say that the snake cannot become a dragon" or something similar, and then put "Darwin"...!!

Enjoy if you get it.. I'm off to cook my dinner....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Watermargin was epic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH2aBWoHIz0
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Nice find
sums it all up nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I never saw that episode of Star Wars...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Bought the complete set last month
Have almost finished it now =/

But yeah it is dreadful in some ways but still brilliant in the ways that count. Dreadful voice over, awful fights but it's somehow magic.

Watching the voiceover credits, who should I spot but Miriam Mygoolies!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:23, archived)
# foxy
she looks pissed at not getting those jet boots to work
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# That's what happens in Manchester... people will even nick the wheels off your roller blades....
They didn't even leave her on bricks....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# As a Manc, I have to say...
Spot on. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I think you want 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Filthy fucking furry!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Fucking foxy
no tits:(
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I decided to stick a big black bar over it;
as to not offend people who don't like ogling at fox tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Where's the click for tits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Hmm... *ponders* would this make /board bay for my blood even more?
Oh well, they chose to click it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# cry havoc and let slip the tits of war!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I was on the way back from Manchester today.
Attended the Hi-Fi show at The Renaissance. It was shit.

Carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
That gate is surreal
(athe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# It was one of those things where you're not sure you saw it, and have to do a double-take.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# what?
wait?

What?

Couldn't you be more discrete?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Hey, people get away with worse on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# ok, so at least you are admitting it is bad ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# *cuts finger, flounces, misunderstands*
But yeah, I think I should dial it back next time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# In my opinion, there's nothing wrong with it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Mm, it's an accquired taste I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# If you have no humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# get the straps
we're having him humanised
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Cover us JollyJack!
We're going in!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I was trying a math joke....
I'm sorry!

*runs away in gigantic dress*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Ohhh... *belms* silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# no point belming!
*puts on larger dress on top of previous dress now with built in speakers*

*flounceruns*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Tell LS18 to pop back if you see him! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# you're right, I might run into him.
*grabs a handy H&K.*

OH WAIT, THOSE ARE MADE IN GERMANY, GERMANY IS IN EUROPE THEY ARE ALL SOCIALISTS AHAHAH AHA HAH A HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOCIALISM LOL, what a twat.

*grabs a traditional corn fed goose*

He'll like that, he lives by propa Ganda.

(I should feel dirty at having just typed that, but I don't, anyway, the three stooges beat me to it in 1942 )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I'm betting he'll be back soon... give it another few months.
He can't have just left us with that, we need more flouncing action! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# It's hard to top a platinum flounce award winner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# We need the reigning champion to come back :(
Many have tried, many have failed, but no-one can flounce as much as the one and only!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# There should be an awards ceremony
and of course the winner should go off in a huff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# "I didn't even want this fucking award!" *lobs into crowd*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# DISGUSTING FURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# NSFW?
It depends of course on the kind of 'work' you have, this IMHO is a very sensitively placed NSFW, for which I thank you.

An image, on the main board, of a person kneeling and giving the Pope a blowie, I have to say, I am 'a little less comfortable' with. While at work.

*goes back to PhotoShop Lesson 101 ...*
*and lurking in awe of creative talent*

Xx, MB
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I guess even still, I should pull back the reins a bit next time.
I've never really uploaded anything NSFW to b3ta before, so it's good that I started off right :D

And thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Fantastic work, among many other jaw dropping, breathtaking, eye widening, thought provoking (office)LOLs
*touches forelock, gives little nod*
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)