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# is this dress too sexy for my sister?
is this dress too sexy for my sister?
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She would like choose a dress for a makeup party.
is this dress too sexy for my sister?
I don't think she could wear this.She is 19 only.
Your proposal?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:29, archived)
# hey all you photoshoppingbitches.
can someone open this and resave it. It crashes my animation shop 3 :((.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:30, archived)
# I like this
and as such I think I'll click to show my liking it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:31, archived)
# I HATE IT!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:38, archived)
# i want someone to fix it for me so that i can turn it into 2 furry flowers having sex
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:39, archived)
# i prefer this to anime crap
only just, but that's not the point
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)
# we did i resave this for you?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# !
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# <
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# *
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:05, archived)
# hi - good news about the thighs
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Worse news-
My newspaper (founded 1869) is ceasing to exist. The last edition is this Friday.
Redundancies are gunna take place. Almost certainly including me.
So the career is over, and it looks like I've wasted my 30s.
Damn right I'm fulla self-pity!
And my leg still sodding hurts.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Oh.
That sounds pretty shitty, I'm sorry to hear that.

Struggling to find a reassuring platitude here.

So anyway, my life went all shit but now it seems to be getting a bit better. Not much, but a bit. See?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Yep, I see.
A bit less shit is probably a bit OK, I s'pose.
Pissed out my face listening to Spacemen 3 at the minute. Dunno what else to do.
Well, I do know, but I don't know anyone who'll sell me the necessary illegal drugez.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:38, archived)
# without wanting to sound like a condesending wanker
excercise made a MASSIVE difference to my mental well being
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# I think I agree:
because I suddenly live in the middle of nowhere, I have to cycle 5 miles to work.
I wouldn't normally be inclined to deliberately do much to stay fit, but I certainly feel loads better after 7 months of enforced exercise.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Cheers. You're not a wanker.
But I'd rather die than get any exercise.
I don't even give a flying one about my mental wellbeing any more, cos I'm dosed up to the tits on antidepressants and it makes sod-all difference.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:53, archived)
# this is tough to respond to,
i understand how it feels when someone offers advice. all i can say is i've also been on anti depressants, and beyond. it has taken a long time, but i am now in a place where i think the worst of it is behind me.

btw, if the anti depressants aren't helping, they may not be the right ones for you.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Oh, OK then. I'll take up jogging instead. Gotta fill the unemployed time somehow.
*wry ;)*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:21, archived)
# same here.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Be glad you know ahead of time
My brother's paper was bought out and closed without notice, replaced by a free Metro edition. Fortunately he was well known around town after 18 years of his name in print as a reporter and editor, and picked up a new job in PR pretty quickly.
I hope there's a package for you in the deal?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
# Ta.
There'll be a modest redundancy sum, yeah. Enough for a laptop (typing this on company property - maybe they'll let me keep it) and a phone, and a coupla months' breathing room.
No PR for me, though. 'Tis the devil's own work as far as I'm concerned.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:41, archived)
# That bloke-
that one there-
he's got a chimbley on his soldier
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 4:27, archived)
# you've ruined my surprise... you've ruined it!
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I TRY TO DO
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# This should work - I also reduced the noise which was probably causing your program to crash all that noise increases the file size.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# thank you!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# 4chan would love this
why not fuck off over there
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:30, archived)
# We never need 4chan!! :(
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:37, archived)
# and we never need spam :D
Crap just lost another facebook friend

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:41, archived)
# that's survivable
i told a friend, who i know through my wife, that he looked like a paedophile on one of his facebook photos.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:44, archived)
# I don't know the guy
so not really fussed
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# oh, you're not one of those that has a thousand facebook friends are you?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:46, archived)
# about 850
they add me not the other way round
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:47, archived)
# are you one of those celebrity types then?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# done a bit of the old putting a donk on it and the wiki wiki wiki
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:53, archived)
# as a USAian, I find your user-id number to be highly offensive
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Hmm.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:40, archived)
# even that makes me feel sick
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Ah, but you must agree it's a useful resource for the faint-hearted.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:01, archived)
# I guess so
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Oh, now that's just downright disgraceful.
Ugh. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Still,

(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
#


(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:46, archived)
# MORE OF THIS!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# I had another one
dunno where it went

but I do have THIS


(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I wonder what she looks like now...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Honk honk.

I didn't even click yo link muddafucka.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# I think it might be time to make the signup process a little harder.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Maybe b3ta could have two environments: development (test) and live.
The n00bs must post at least 100 posts to the dev environment before they can precede to the live environment. Also, prior to this they must complete a 100metre sprint on hot coals and complete all rounds within the Brendle game show
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# we just need one of those captcha things
but all the weird letters are replaced by CDCs
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:44, archived)
# That's even better
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 4:05, archived)
# No just make it harder for spambots
make them express their MOXIE and GUSTO.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 6:04, archived)
# Ham

Toucher
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)
# It's like a regular feature these days.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# It depends
on a scale of 1 to 10, how sexy do you like your sister to be?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)