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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!

In other news I'm off to see Brian Cox and Tim Minchin tonight on the Monkeys Uncaged tour. Should the opportunity arise, what question should I ask the big haired hadron-botherer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# If they both got into a 69, which one would cum first and would they swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
Or, take a bag of jelly babies. Ask if they would like one. Each.

I regret to this day not asking Bruce Campbell if he would like a jellybaby.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Get Cox to look at the sky and say
Billion Billion Billion over and over.

That would be just like watching his show.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Oh fuck I just heard him in my head
In other news, happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Ask Brian
why they didn't cast him as Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs. He was so much better than Anthony Hopkins

/conufsing people with the same name lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Haha, indeed
Brian Cox: There are billions of stars in our galaxy...and they must all be destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# do you get a hard on at the hadron collider
and spew out god's particles?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Dear Brian
When ARE things going to get better?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha!
I bet he gets asked this a lot. The answer is never. Entropy will result in the eventual heat death of the universe. We're all doomed. In about a billion, billion, billion , billion, billion years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Ask him what fantastic destinations
he's convinced the production team he needs to visit for the next series
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)