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# Break Time.(Hiraly:JollyJack)

A hand becomes numb. It is hard to move a finger.
Because It's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# i sit on my hand for about 5 minutes to make it numb before i have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# *warming*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Yes, he is warming his hand before having a wank.
Wanking with an ice cold hand isn't always pleasurable.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# akshally, it's called 'the stranger'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Ok, I'm bringing this up again
I'm bringing this up again
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I really love that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I'm reading all of that in Ringo Starr's voice
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Lingo Starr!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# This never gets old :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# "warning"
You'll want to stay away from that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I sit on my cock for about 5 minutes to make it numb before I fuck myself
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# pics plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Rightyho
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
# This has never worked for me.
My hand doesn't get numb for long enough.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# REQUEST: DENIED
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# *forgives*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# my hand becomes numb and it's hard to move my finger, when i massage my prostate
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Pfffft XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Placeholder atm
www.ineverforgivemichaelellis.com/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# It could link to his tshirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It will do
As I said. It's just a placeholder atm. I'll defunct the site when they get on board with b3ta. Fantastic artist just off with the slightly under aged fairies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# i like you on top.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# is it that bouncy picture of the stabby asian lady that was posted yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# YES!YES!YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# That's why Moggy's gone to Iceland
Also, I lolled at "Hiraly". Was that on purpose? Wait, look who I'm asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah, like a sensible answer is going to be forthcoming from *that*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It's hard to move the finger because their rigor mortis is setting in, you twit.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!

In other news I'm off to see Brian Cox and Tim Minchin tonight on the Monkeys Uncaged tour. Should the opportunity arise, what question should I ask the big haired hadron-botherer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# If they both got into a 69, which one would cum first and would they swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
Or, take a bag of jelly babies. Ask if they would like one. Each.

I regret to this day not asking Bruce Campbell if he would like a jellybaby.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Get Cox to look at the sky and say
Billion Billion Billion over and over.

That would be just like watching his show.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Oh fuck I just heard him in my head
In other news, happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Ask Brian
why they didn't cast him as Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs. He was so much better than Anthony Hopkins

/conufsing people with the same name lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Haha, indeed
Brian Cox: There are billions of stars in our galaxy...and they must all be destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# do you get a hard on at the hadron collider
and spew out god's particles?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Dear Brian
When ARE things going to get better?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha!
I bet he gets asked this a lot. The answer is never. Entropy will result in the eventual heat death of the universe. We're all doomed. In about a billion, billion, billion , billion, billion years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Ask him what fantastic destinations
he's convinced the production team he needs to visit for the next series
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I have to say that is a really nice drawing
But is it just copied from Jolly Jack?

If so anyone could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Yes XD
Thank you : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Is that yes you copied it?
As I don't see the point if thats the case, however nicely its done.

I could sit and copy say, one of Happytoast's images from earlier, colour it differently and post it but its rather pointless.

Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# XD Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# oooh
thats lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Very good Moggy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Thanks X)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Looks like a nasty case of tit-fade
She needs to see a doctor before it spreads.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I just hide it : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ok im bored of mango
this is b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# MORE MANGO IS REQUIRED
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Mango!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I am so much liking of these colours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# With these trousers, you depress us
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Corby FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# ^^ thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Self-portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
---beautiful artwork, man---really---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Cakeship is pleasing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# isn't it just
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Metric please
That would be a 1.89270589 Liter ship.
(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# in all fairness, his name is Elmer, so no great tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# *ponders*
Hmmm, you may be right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# This is most amazing.
I saw the censored bit on DA.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I find escalating downward. Glittering not daffodil!
Severe words bad moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)
# She have nothing to bad to them.
Should have no reason to decline.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Should reason! Decline on moggy? Faraday Cage!
I make no sense :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# See this. This is my moggy. I like this moggy and only this moggy.
However, my moggy doesn't like you.



Don't care if the art is good. This pidgin Engrish shit annoys the fuck out of me and I don't care about making my feelings public any more.

I'm STUNNED how well you can articulate certain words/sentences/phrases yet somehow, you suddenly become very Japanesee with others. Bore the fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# :3
にゃーん　:3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I've no idea what that says. I have no desire to know what that says.
As you can see, my moggy doesn't like you. Look at the evil stare it's giving you. It makes you feel uneasy doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Be Jappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Best response ever!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# haha!
To be honest, the "sudden slang" thing isn't really a surprise - I work within an international team with varying degrees of English ability - and from some of the worst English speakers, suddenly they'll come out with a real corker of a sentence - that they have learned on telly or the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Indeed, phrasebooks only cover certain subjects.
I don't think they have "Why was I banned from the b3ta DeviantArt page?"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# isn't anyone going to draw the nipple in?
i would but i'm off to the post office.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# original pic in dA XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# i don't do dA
it's full of furries and sex offenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# dA painters aren't sex offender. Don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# No, because they are plural
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Nice style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Nice shades....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)