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[challenge entry] Merry Christmas Mr Bond!

From the A James Bond Christmas challenge. See all 200 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# ouchies!
and something about a prick between her legs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# :D
It's not the first time she's had a ...... etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] (sound of one of my gadgets going off)
only one bond girl hotter - pardon my repost...

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# *cough*
Carole Bouquet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ^this^


And of course Diana Rigg is a given
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# She's got a lot of underarm hair there, mind.
They liked that in the 80s, combed and luxurious.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# DDDIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Give it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Nicely Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# :)
I made some effort, I removed her bikini. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# and now you are wearing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Orange goes well with my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)
# you are The Gruffalo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# If ever a work-in-progress picture were needed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Resists putting a mister hanky on it...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# If you're going to, tie a scarf around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I'm resisting.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hey, if it sounds like a good idea, go for it.
It's why I made this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I was thinking you'd put one on that as I watched load from top to bottom...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Nah... I'm an absolute bastard, but I have standards, you know? XD
In other words, I won't be shopping shitcocks being strangled by a scarf any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Perhaps for the best....
Once you start it's difficult to stop...
I already thought about doing it to this post, and then yours, and then the thread above as well... eeeks.. I'm just going to carry on twanging my guitar instead..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Under certain circumstances, I'd probably have tried shopping something like that.
But I've got deadlines tomorrow, so I'll be up all night doing work. Joy.

Oh well, I've only gotta make it to Friday night then I'm off for 3 weeks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Get off here and get working ...! the more you do now the less you will have to do tonight..
Enjoy your hols..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I'm on it. I shall return once it's done... so probably tomorrow morning sometime.
And thanks, you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *wanks openly through some ivy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Oooh
Thats a rather prickly bush
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Holly Berry?
(I helped save b3ta! Wembley, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)