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# must have been done
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:14, archived)
# batter up!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:15, archived)
# OH MY GOD
MY MOTHER'S DENTIST'S DAUGHTER'S TEACHER'S BROTHER'S SON'S HAMSTER WAS KILLED IN 9/11 YOU INSENSITIVE BARSTEWARD.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Also,
woo.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:17, archived)
# bastwank
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# "Home Run"
Or whatever it is that happens in rounders.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Genuine snort-lol
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# A coworker asked me what cricket is.
I said that it's a horrible British sport that's like baseball but even worse.
They bristled just a bit, as they like baseball.

Think he shot a goal.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# baseball is about the only american sport i like
you just sit around drinking beer in the sun and eventually somebody wins
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)
# This is what people tell me about cricket
but I'd rather sit around in the sun drinking beer without being confronted by cricket
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# there's a lot of shouting and running about, I don't care for it
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# for some reason i find cricket deeply dull
but don't mind baseball too much. i guess i can pretend im having a cultural experience or something
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# I could probably watch 20-20 or whatever
but a game that takes 5 days only to end in a draw because there was a shower on wednesday is too much.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
^this
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Thanks in part to b3ta
Charmed and I tried Vegemite recently, spread thinly on buttered toast with eggs, then on a different day with cheddar.
A very satisfying cultural experience that took far less time.

I'd have to agree though that feeling that you're being educated takes the sting out of mediocre experiences, as does beer. Followed by beer. Then some beer.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I think it was robin williams
who described cricket as like baseball on valium.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Some plasters would have done......

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I think this has probably been done too.
I made it for my real life friend's birthday today.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Oh. No candles :(
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# handles for nokes?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Exactly
How am I supposed to hold my nokes now?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# you need to donate to get a candle
or if you have donated, i think you need to have an icon turned on
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Oh I see
I'm Scottish so I'll just live without them.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Noice 1
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Home Run
Woo:D
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)