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# I think he got upset at all the criticism
threw a rather strange, brief flounce at dogbomb for reasons I don't think anyone understood, and then vanished.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Have I missed another flounce?
Every time I come on here now it's just impressive photoshopping and silly jokes :o(
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah, the nerve of those people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# It wasn't really much of a flounce
more dogbomb saying something about a guy called graham, with Wobbly immediately saying something like "Fuck you then. Bye B3ta!", possibly without the swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)
# That's a shame....
there's nothing worse than a half-cocked flounce...
A good one involves a lot of scrolling
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# It's been ages since we had a good flounce, most of the recent ones just fart out into obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# You graham worshipper!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Are you saying we don't know how to flounce?
That's it, I'm leaving! *

*for several minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# better put a hat on
it's snowing out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah, it is up here too.
Or at least it was, it's calmed down now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# We had the whole whowazit saga over september 11.
L18 guy was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# LS18 AND THE POLITICS OF AMERICA!
Slightly less popular than the equivalent harry potter adventure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah, that one was a good'un... but we haven't really had any since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# If moggy's english had been slightly better that could have been epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)
# All flouncing should be announced at least 24 hours beforehand
so that all interested and concerned parties may join the thread and add their own opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)
# DAMN STRAIGHT
This should be in the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaah....
It has been a bit arsey and tetchy on here recently..
hey ho..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Cries.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Don't you cry at me
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)
# YAY!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
Some of my friends and/or relatives have the clap!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# it needs to be MORE arsey and tetchy...
it's too sycophantic at times.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# It's not sycophancy that winds me up
it's "Ning!" and "Ningles". The first should lead to naughty-stepping and the second should lead to execution. Honestly. "Ningles"?? Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# haha...
like fat girls who can't be sexy, so try to be cute...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
#
b3ta.com/search/board?q=festive+ningles

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Haha
I love the way Michael Ellis has gone from "Festive ningles? You should be shot!" to "FESTIVE NINGLES!!!" in just one day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# here...
do you have a link to that cat on the cliff edge?

do you have it in a bigger resolution?

can I use it as a phone wallpaper?

why not?

well fuck you then!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# You're so right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I just have to agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# criticism of what?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
# VAG CREAMS of course
What else?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)
# can you expand on this, or link to something...
this makes little sense to me :=-/
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# are these what you're talking about
b3ta.com/board/10628971
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah that's them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# are they actually vectors, or just images with a filter on them?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Images with a filter
I wrote an explanation and then got side-tracked by work and that. This is it:

I guess you've not been on /board at about 7:30 British time for the last year or so then. The quick precis: Wobbly enjoyed making filtered "vectors" of "celebrities" on their birthdays, masking out their eyes and clothes and occasionally a couple of other things. Sometimes they looked pretty good, other times they just looked like they'd been posterised. He did this daily. A few people didn't like them all that much and took the piss. After a few weeks of piss-taking WB gave up in disgust.


Edit: haha, I just saw Maiden's description in the thread you posted.

He makes the shite and then asks for request for more shite, people make shite suggestions, and feel somehow touched and special that shite is created for them according to their shite suggestion, this in turns justifies the need for more shite and thus a supply and demand is created for an endless spiral of shite.

*Sings* It's the Cir-cle the Cir-cle of Shite!

Sorry Wobbly Bloke, you really need to let this one go now. I wasn't being deliberately mean Jeremy Clarkson made me do it! ;)





I don't think he should have left, I just think he should have remembered what B3ta is: a puerile digital arts community, where people will happily rip into you because, well, that's what B3ta is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# ahhh.... they were always there at the bottom of the page when I skim through...
never really paid much attention...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# entirely this
and certainly no worse than most of the other shite we get here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'd hate to get on Maiden's bus with the wrong change!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I think I'll give it a try, just to see the reaction
This will involve a flight and then tracking down exactly which bus she's driving, but still, it'd be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *tops up Oyster card
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# ahhahhhahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)