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# He was either doing it for a bet, utterly pissed on cooking sherry
or he thinks he's above paying like mere mortals. It's Richard Madeley robbing sausages all over again although he got off that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# "Sausage Robbery" what a brilliant euphemism
...I'm off to accuse someone of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Sausage Robbery?
Surely the wurst kind of robbery
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# You should get bangered up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Sausage you say?
You want Links for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Via the medium of drawing
Pretty please?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha might do
Psssst gonna gaz you shortly*

*shortly may be longer due to office being full of chunks of 16th century masonry and I can barely reach my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# or reacting to his business collapsing/world falling apart
shoplifting is often done as a weird subconscious attempt to regain control of a situation.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Lloyds bank shafted him, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# he did mention about being abused as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I have a Worrall Thompson branded blender and a Worrall Thompson branded roasting dish at home.
I demand to know if these products will attempt to steal from my fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Well one thing's certain.
You were robbed.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# The roasting dish is a corker, actually.
Very thick bottom and did some great roast potatoes in it at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Mmmmm
I like me a nice thick bottom, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I thought those were from the Nigella Lawson branded line
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
#
"Now with extra buttock!"
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# I understand that perfectly
but to me it seems his situation was different.

Had he snuck a wedge of cheese underneath his jacket and wandered out of the shop, I think it fits that profile.

He actually scanned some items and purposely omitted to scan some items that were probably the most expensive in his basket (wine and cheese).

To me that smacks of a very conscious decision to steal.

It seem to me to be a clear case of old-fashioned nickery and he should be treated like everyone else who is caught nicking.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# ^thus
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Well, he's been cautioned, which is normally what happens to first time middle-class
shoplifters.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)