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# I have been considering breakfast cereals.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I know what you're saying: where could I get these fine new items?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
One bacon cholts please!

EDIT: Although I prefer the rival companies version of the Harmers. Judith's Harmers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Autumnal Bremners also double as a useful life-saving device for inadvertant aardvarks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# chewtie chewtie chewtie chewtie chewtie yum yum yum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ExVDzYTDs
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# You say they are full of cholt, but I bet you just added malm, hopeless soggy malm.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# There's a european directive about malm levels in cereal.
Smekkers use only wholegrain cholt, cleft from responsibly managed fissures.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# but there's still malm!
and where there's malm! there's dependency!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I can point to a dozen independent surveys which maintain that malm
in moderation is not dependency-forming.

*points to surveys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# And I can point to void based open spaces within large scale metal architectural structs
I will too, nobody can stop me! Because I've been GUZZLING MALM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# that's only 11 surveys
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I have a faxed copy from president of the European Union Sepp Blatter in his own handwriting that says
"It's ok." written with his big marker he uses for crossings out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# If European Union President Sepp Blatter is happy
I am happy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# i bet they use broam to pad it out though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# That's a given.
I think they make Broamflakes on the same line, so some always slips in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# man that's some tasty cholt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# mmm...
bacon cholts, my personal cereal of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# nice. Do they do them in Lidl, cos they sell these generic ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I want to see a company successfully market products with negative slogans
"A pitiful way to start the day"
"Disappointing treats"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# mmm Smekkers Bacon Cholts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# fantastic
almost makes me want cereal....almost
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# i'm about to produce reconstituted egg lumps
can you market them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I want
exclusive rights in all territories. Give me that and I'll run a few ideas up the semaphore flagpole and see what runs aground.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# most of the ideas involve my poor decision making
in regards to fried egg butties for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# You didn't try to fry them in engine oil
(again) did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# of course not!
but a refined and delicate creature such as me has a very refined digestion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Egg-boke.
Fusion cooking, eh? I can see it flying off the shelves. Count me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha!
I FEEL SICK! YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Excellent!
Bacon Cholts made me Gipp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I want some BACON CHOLTS!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# or this!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha class
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)