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# Be Prepared!


Captions?
(ideasbychuck, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# A caption, you say?
WOOOOOOP WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# This grapes my squildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# "Spamming your buzzfeed is a cuntish thing to do?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
#
How about, "Eat A Dick"?
(ideasbychuck, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
# what's going on?
do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# I've missed something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, archived)
# The pic has a clicky link to a buzzfeed
whatever one of those is . . .


(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# buzzfeed is a pretty good site
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
# indeed...I'm outraged
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Ideasbychuck spams his own webspace without really contributing.
Or at least that's what the bigger boys are saying. I've also seen him accused of nicking content off here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Frankly though, I don't see much wrong with this image.
And tonnes of people spam their sites here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Look you, whose side are you on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# THE SIDE OF LOOOOOOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# I'm with Stoatboy here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I can't help but feel that "stoatboy" was a bit of a dig
but FUCK YEAH STOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# it was meant with purest love
like the love between a man and his mustelid

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# different story when they try to sell books.....just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# don't be soft..I'm all for b3tans making money
I'm just wondering when this new fad of being outraged at someone linking to their webshite came about.

people on here have been doing it for years..I used to do it but my webshite needs redoing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Strangely, I only mentioned my book on here
just because I was pleased I finished it, rather than looking for sales (it is a bit niche, after all), but funnily enough it's sold more through here than on the dedicated bird forum I use.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# you're posting from your yacht in the bahamas again aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Not until work send me there...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# i think i've made a grand total of more or less zero extra sales
from spamming stories on here. then again i'm happy to provide copies of the paid-for stories for free to any regular who wants them, which probably doesn't help, and a few of the stories are free to all anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I've read one of yours.
I think it was one of yours - The Listening Post, wasn't it?

(hopes it was yours...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Yep, that was one of them
The fact you only read one suggests you weren't that impressed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ha!
Nope - I only saw the one link (funny hours over here, perhaps?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# maybe
or maybe that i've not been as prolific as i'd have liked... other links are in my profile but i think the bulk are pay-for. if you wanted any of them drop me a gaz and i can send you a download link
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Guess which one I just read?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
:)

i honestly have no idea what i originally intended that thing to be. there was a plan, but i forgot it and never remembered it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# sorry, kneejerk response
Buzzfeed people have nicked and uncredited my work in the past mixed with this guy being a post and run spammer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# The Chronicles of Squiddick
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Spamming my fake spam javelin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# I'm not sure I trust this new supply teacher.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:04, archived)
# lol
It's OK. It's Religious Studies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# time for a practical
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12, archived)
# YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE POWER OF THE LORD INSIDE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# AMEN BROTHER!
Please use the Jesus Gel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# BOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# "Now my chin smells like your mum, woop-woop-woop-woop"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# The new muff divers suit
"for those that don't wanna go there"
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:56, archived)
# "I WEAR YOUR WIFE'S CLUNGE AS A GUM SHIELD."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# "Here's to your fuck, Frank"
www.imdb.com/title/tt0090756/quotes
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:06, archived)
# At the scene of the accident Gerald was given an emergency strapadicomy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# "Tiny little thing,,,born into this world,,,, what?,,,, the buzzing,,, yes the buzzing,,,all the time...."
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# "god is love"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I'm just going to post this here and not open a new thread


Click for embiggened version
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# It's an old Lime works in the middle of a woods
Pretty epic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Where?
Looks amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# it's just outside Buxton
g.co/maps/psqny
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Fuck you, it's a castle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Does one of the sewers come out deep in the Cambodian jungle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# where's the 'Back Panel Slide®'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# this is the front
it's obsured from view
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# "NSFW you dick"
I think just about covers it, you dick
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Professor Chike cannot approve of the incidence of the use of this device while operating a tractor
I mean

MY GRANDSON SAW THIS IMAGE! MY GRANDSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Tell me more about this grandson of yours

Do you have any pics of him? Maybe while he's bathing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# oh hai gary!
how's the new twitter account?

edit: also made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
# did you see the tweet he made yesterday
"I want to be in One Direction but I'm not sure I'd fit in, they're pretty tight"

edit: hahaha missed that Serafinowicz comment...brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha
what kind of surreal world are we in, man?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# frankie boyle asked:
"Hi Gary. Would you say it’s you or the captain of the Concordia that’s fucked more people in international waters?"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)