No, it's the one
where you stand in a pub shouting at a tv with people wearing the same polyester top as you and then having a fight with someone wearing a different polyester top
It's great fun
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Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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It's great fun
Most local public houses
offer outreach schemes on a satuday and sunday afternoon.
There's also a rumour than can actually go and watch some "the footballs" but that's dying out now.
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Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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There's also a rumour than can actually go and watch some "the footballs" but that's dying out now.
can you go to a pub and choose not to watch this "the footballs"?
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Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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oddly enough, I nipped into my local this week to catch up with a mate
and the footballs was supposed to be on, but they were just showing a cat on some grass
it was brilliant
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Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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it was brilliant
That would explain all the dead cats around here then
all of the had YU FAKIN CUUAAANT written in THE BLOOD OF THE CATS.
the footballs is evolving.
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Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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the footballs is evolving.
In our local I was almost set upon by a 'the footballs' fan
because apparently I reminded him of a french goalkeeper, which of course meant that i 'deserved to have my fucking back broken'.
Sadly thats a true story.
I stopped going to any 'the footballs' public houses shortly afterwards.
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Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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Sadly thats a true story.
I stopped going to any 'the footballs' public houses shortly afterwards.
The best way to avoid this
is to pretend to like "the footballs".
Some good stock phrases include:
"the big man at the back"
"shocking challenge"
"shocking defending"
"the big man up front"
"typical fucking "
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Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Some good stock phrases include:
"the big man at the back"
"shocking challenge"
"shocking defending"
"the big man up front"
"typical fucking "