CONTAINS FOOTBALL GAGS BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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No, it's the onewhere you stand in a pub shouting at a tv with people wearing the same polyester top as you and then having a fight with someone wearing a different polyester top
It's great fun
(It's great fun
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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Most local public housesoffer outreach schemes on a satuday and sunday afternoon.
There's also a rumour than can actually go and watch some "the footballs" but that's dying out now.
(There's also a rumour than can actually go and watch some "the footballs" but that's dying out now.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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can you go to a pub and choose not to watch this "the footballs"?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27,
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oddly enough, I nipped into my local this week to catch up with a mateand the footballs was supposed to be on, but they were just showing a cat on some grass
it was brilliant
(it was brilliant
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:37,
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Highlight of the match, even for me
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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That would explain all the dead cats around here thenall of the had YU FAKIN CUUAAANT written in THE BLOOD OF THE CATS.
the footballs is evolving.
(the footballs is evolving.
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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In our local I was almost set upon by a 'the footballs' fanbecause apparently I reminded him of a french goalkeeper, which of course meant that i 'deserved to have my fucking back broken'.
Sadly thats a true story.
I stopped going to any 'the footballs' public houses shortly afterwards.
(Sadly thats a true story.
I stopped going to any 'the footballs' public houses shortly afterwards.
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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The best way to avoid thisis to pretend to like "the footballs".
Some good stock phrases include:
"the big man at the back"
"shocking challenge"
"shocking defending"
"the big man up front"
"typical fucking "
(Some good stock phrases include:
"the big man at the back"
"shocking challenge"
"shocking defending"
"the big man up front"
"typical fucking "
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Sunday league's better viewing, you get to freeze your bollocks off while hearing phrases like"Man on your back!"
"Man coming up your arse!"
"Good head!"
"He's not hungry for it"
"Take his legs out!"
"Ooh, I've dropped the soap!"
("Man coming up your arse!"
"Good head!"
"He's not hungry for it"
"Take his legs out!"
"Ooh, I've dropped the soap!"
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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"Well in!""Out the window!"
"Man up!"
"John's on!"
"Watch that big cunt!"
"Fucking typical Germans!"
"I say, I appear to have relocated myself to a position where your passing me the ball may result in a fortuitous outcome"
("Man up!"
"John's on!"
"Watch that big cunt!"
"Fucking typical Germans!"
"I say, I appear to have relocated myself to a position where your passing me the ball may result in a fortuitous outcome"
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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