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# Available now at all good Lidl stores
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# *Purchases, consumes, self harms*
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# At least it'll keep you regular through your depression
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# And they have extra vitamins for soft shiny hair
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Nothing like an emo with a glossy coat and sparkly eyes
they ought to do a Crufts compo
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I'm usually too depressed for breakfast, though.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I'm too depressed to bother self -harming.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I guess it's why they put a razor blade in the box already.
Hmm... imagine getting that stuck in your teeth. Ow.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Pfft!, I was once talking to a group of psychologists....
One remarked how laid bad and easy going my manner was and that nothing seemed to bother me....
I replied that "I'm just to appathetic to get angry"
It's the only time I have ever seen a psychologist laugh!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# It is actually partially true,
the seriously depressed are often too ill to kill themselves.
Cheery aren't I?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Very cheery ;-) the reason I don't bother because I know no one will really care anyway!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I read that as "self-rimming"
I was going to ask you your secret
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Goths are a much better class of depressive.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# He was happier when she was gone
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# {:-)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Happy at last...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# that'll teach her for not doing his tea on time
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# They'll never go hungry again...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# They do it for real :-)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Fab!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# nicely
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Yay.... give them one of these for the musicians. ;-)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Delicious Prozac coating?
Yummy!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Brown sugar for the health consious!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Spooky Reflection :P
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Nice ;-) I got CRCS..... tries again..
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I think there's about 1680 possibilities,
at least 8 are sweary.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I'm so anal, I'm going to save it to work out how many there are....
Edit; Yep 1680
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# 8x7x6x5=1680
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Yep I did it while you were replying...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I got TITS!
Probably not something I should yell out in public though ...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Depends whether you do, I suppose.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# As a guy,
Probably not :)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# WICE!
PESKY WICE!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# FOID
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# TURD!!
it's serendipitous... LOLS

(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# FIRD!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# FUNT!
that F jumps out a bit oFten heh
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# CAIK!
CAAAAAIIIIIK!
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Theeeeeeyyyyyyy're not so great...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# They beat the hell out of those crappy £15 for 4 6-blade gillette plastic things, that's for sure!
They fit my 1948 Gillette Superspeed nicely. :)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I wonder whether that frosting is MDMA...
It could really combat anti-social behaviour.
Wouldn't do much for teen pregnancy but swings and roundabouts...
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I'll have one of them for breakfast =)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Huh, seems I can't upload images tonight
neither here nor facearse is having it

imagine I shopped this into GMOS, it was hilarious

[edit] ah, b3tards is back up
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)