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# Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Make sure you get a table seat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I've got a season ticket
(first class)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck.
I always though that Dr Oetke (of pizza fame) sounded like someone who did horrid experiments on people to find the perfect pizza topping.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Ahhh
Oetke's famous snot and gizzard topping :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# "VE MUST USE EXTRA SALSA! IGOR! PREPARE ZE UBERSALSAWERFER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# his mozzarella pizza is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# fuck, i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# put on a Whitney Houston album
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# never liked her when she was alive
i won't pretend to like the screechy bitch just because she's kicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Or better yet, go over to Facebook
and see all the massively butthurt people who weren't even fans of Whitney Houston, having a go at the jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# i've only just regained the will to live
i don't want to lose it again so soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I mean, when Michael Jackson died, I could see why people cared.
But this is Whitney Houston, for fucksake, the Adele of the early 90s.

I cared more when RDLI HAKKIS died.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# i couldn't give a fuck about either of them
there have only been 2 famous people whose deaths upset me: freddie mercury and frankie howerd.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I cared about a celebrity death apart from MJ.
I don't think there HAS been another time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# he went wrong after man in the mirror
although i still love thriller, mainly because it's got a zombie-themed video and a vincent price monologue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Yeah, after Man in the Mirror, he started to sink in quality.
But then again, most artists do after a few decades in the business.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)
# like i said last night
it was good for queen thatv freddie mercury died, they never had the chance to get shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# You couldn't give a fuck about the death of RDLI HAKKIS?
he was an icon of his age, man
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# doesn't affect me
and i'm not a man, i'm just husky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Are they called Dr. Oetke over there?

Here, they've always been called Dr. Oetker.

And, annoyingly, they changed've the pronunciation a few years back from Dr. Ootker to Dr. Utker.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I always pronounced it as 'oat-ker'.
When I feel I need to shell out a couple more quid for a fancy pizza anyway.

/studentblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# In the ads over here the first vowel is pronounced like "foot"
whereas I would read it more like 'boy'
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Over here, it's more with u, as in russian
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ooh, here it's pronounced "Doctor Ertker" (closest approximation I can make to the "ö" sound)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# "FOR YOU, TOMATO, ZE WAR IS OVER"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Führer or chips? Führer or chips?
Chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)