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# Image Challenge Vote
This week's selection process starts here. Your choices are:

* One-word challenge: Hedgehogs
* If websites were books. Design the covers
* Help Landsley out - brand the NHS reforms so they'll appeal to everyone: buy two hip replacements, get the third free... McDonald's-sponsored heart units, etc
* Rejected film merchandise - come up with inappropriate movie merch

The vote calculator follows:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Gawsh, I wonder which will win
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# am I allowed to say which is my favoured one?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Absolutely not.
Who do you think you are?

If I had to put money down, I'd say "NHS Reforms"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# who am I? I'm LORD MANUEL KING OF DUST
edit: I assume hedgehogs will win as it's animals / one word challenge. But I'd like if books were websites to win as I'd like to see the results. Lots of scope within a restricted format init.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# bollocks you are
you're that bloke from the newsagents with the combover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# you're so bald you've got a combover on your balls
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# and which balls would they be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)
# your lady balls
er.. dunno. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# This hits extremely close to home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# next door?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I would have guessed that
but I hope to fuck it does not win, because the average b3ta user's political grasp stretches to 'Tories are cunts!'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# where as it should be "All political parties are cunts"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# If websites were books for me
Bad movie merch would keep the entries coming thick and fast, but i get the feeling its bindun.

Ill actually try and do some pics this time! Job is easing up a bit, so i should have some more time to 'shop stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# as i've just made a whole family of them out of modelling clay
i'm choosing hedgehogs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# A family of hedgehogs that look like b3ta user Clay?
That should look rather odd
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# i'm not exactly reliable when it comes to saying if a thing's odd or not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I voted for 1970's inspired casual racism
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: "I BET YOU THINK THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU"
With only a single image and a few replies in the same thread, try to offend, and make an enemy out of, absolutely EVERYBODY on /board before having a online breakdown and ending up B& 4 LYF
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# STOP ATTACKING ME YOU RACIST FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# and now for Wobbly's in depth analysis...
Hedgehogs!

That's it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# ooh, hundreds of hedgehog peas, yes please
*no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# NHS reforms just skyrocketed o_o I call shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Oh gawd, please not another LOLitics based compo full of people in suits i dont recognise, things i dont understand, and things i dont care about
More silliness, less satire

Yes, im on my fucking high horse again
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# ^This, all over.
I want HEDGEHOGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Ive actually got a few half decent ideas for the books one
And ill shop em wether it wins the compo or not.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah, the book one doesn't sound too bad either.
Doesn't seem like we'll get either at this point. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# You filthy fucking furry.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Wait... that came out wrong... crap...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# *canters up on equally high horse*
Another LOLitics compo?
*looks at last 19 challenges*
Lolitics is MASSIVELY outweighed by MONKEYS! SPOONS! BEARDS! etc.

B3ta needs LOLitics and silliness
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# fuck all wrong with monkeys and spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# someones given the labour party hq a tip-off I reckon
hedgehogs ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Can't be, I've only just got here,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hedgehogs ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# -__- oh god
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)